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May 12, 2014

MANIAC MADNESS: Sweet Sixteen!

Hmm, have I ever actually seen Sweet Sixteen (1983) starring Dana "Unsung Heroette of Friday the 13th Part 3D" Kimmell? I don't think I have. This is a travesty that needs to be rectified pronto. But this is not about me, nor is is about middling slasher flicks. This Sweet Sixteen is about this Sweet Sixteen, the Sweetest Sixteen of...


I talked about the most recent voting results here, so let's get on down to biznass. So many vampires!


Just a couple of boys who love their mamas!

<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/slashers-psychos-jason-voorhees-1-vs-norman-bates-5/question-4319589/" title="SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: JASON VOORHEES (1) vs NORMAN BATES (5)">SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: JASON VOORHEES (1) vs NORMAN BATES (5)</a>


The guy who never says a GD word, or the guy who won't stop cracking wise?

<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/slashers-psychos-michael-myers-2-vs-freddy-krueger-3/question-4319593/" title="SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: MICHAEL MYERS (2) vs FREDDY KRUEGER (3)">SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: MICHAEL MYERS (2) vs FREDDY KRUEGER (3)</a>


Zen thought for today: little tiny birds perched on Pinhead's pins

<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/animals-monsters-pinhead-1-vs-the-birds-4/question-4319597/" title="ANIMALS & MONSTERS: PINHEAD (1) vs THE BIRDS (4)">ANIMALS & MONSTERS: PINHEAD (1) vs THE BIRDS (4)</a>


Cockroaches are so gross, and yet these cockroaches fart fire and spell things. Puppies are so cute, but this puppy wants to kill you. What a world!

<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/animals-monsters-fire-farting-cockroaches-3-vs-vampire-puppy-7/question-4319603/" title="ANIMALS & MONSTERS: FIRE-FARTING COCKROACHES (3) vs VAMPIRE PUPPY (7)">ANIMALS & MONSTERS: FIRE-FARTING COCKROACHES (3) vs VAMPIRE PUPPY (7)</a>


The underclothed underdog continues her march towards Maniac Madness domination! But! Can the power of outer space nudity overcome the Lord of the Undead?

<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/ghosts-vampires-zombies-demons-dracula-1-vs-naked-space-vampire-13/question-4319609/" title="GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: DRACULA (1) vs NAKED SPACE VAMPIRE (13)">GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: DRACULA (1) vs NAKED SPACE VAMPIRE (13)</a>


Ugly vs Ugly in the World Series of Terrifying Faces.

<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/ghosts-vampires-zombies-demons-nosferatu-2-vs-captain-howdy-3/question-4319615/" title="GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: NOSFERATU (2) vs CAPTAIN HOWDY (3)">GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: NOSFERATU (2) vs CAPTAIN HOWDY (3)</a>


Nature vs Nurture!
<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/weirdos-weird-st-carrie-white-vs-killer-dwarves-4/question-4319619/" title="WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: CARRIE WHITE vs KILLER DWARVES (4)">WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: CARRIE WHITE vs KILLER DWARVES (4)</a>


He's a real boooooyyy!

<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/weirdos-weird-st-chucky-2-vs-silver-sphere-3/question-4319623/" title="WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: CHUCKY (2) VS SILVER SPHERE (3)">WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: CHUCKY (2) VS SILVER SPHERE (3)</a>

Every time I have to type "Silver Sphere", I get the theme from Silver Spoons stuck in my head, except I change the words accordingly. Just thought you should know. Polls are open until midnight EST!

9 comments:

rikp said...

As of now (7:31 AM PST), all the votes stand at 31 cast, except for Drac vs. NSV at 32 -- so someone voted only for one of those and no other match-ups?!?

Stacie Ponder said...

It's weird when that happens. Or, like, 7 out of 8 contests will have 30 votes and one will have 29. I guess folks vote what they know or what they care about ONLY, which is maybe good? VOTING, MAN.

John Gotham said...

Poor Freddy. He gets no love from the masses...

eightieshair said...

Looks like Captain Howdy vs Nosferatu is the close call for this round. They're running neck and neck.

And can Naked Space Vampire's string of upsets be coming to an end?

Suspense!

John Gotham said...

Naked Space Vampire ain't no match for the "Drac Attack"!

Thank you, Stacie Ponder, for giving me the excuse to use that term. I never knew it, but I've always wanted to say that.

Stacie Ponder said...

I'm not giving up my hopes for a Naked Space Vampire/Vampire Puppy final battle!!

Stacie Ponder said...

Drac Fu

John Gotham said...

Oh, man... Best game idea... Ever.

Chris Otto said...

In retrospect, I would have liked to have seen Silver Sphere vs. the cast of Silver Spoons.