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May 9, 2014

MANIAC MADNESS: Round of 32 is here!


I think it's the Round of 32? Is that what it's called? There are 32 contenders left, so...sports! Anyway, wow, what a day yesterday, huh? Harry Warden defeated Billy! My girl Dolly D got trounced! Fire-Farting Cockroaches live to see another day! Big excitement. The under-est underdog going into this round is Naked Space Vampire, the #13 seed in her category, and I have to admit I'm kind of rooting for her now. Well, in her category at least. If Possessed Floor Lamp can win today, I think it can go all the way. I've got my giant "Possessed Floor Lamp #1" foam finger on!

Here's your updated bracket (a printable blank one can be found here):


Okay, let's get to it. We're doing the entire round today, which I know is a super lot, and the choices are going to get tougher and tougher. No more messing around! But you'll have all weekend to recover and it'll be worth it. I'm not getting into lengthy descriptions of the competitors; if there's a contender you don't know, just scroll on down to a previous post where I gave all the what fors. Or just vote blind, I don't care. It's your life!


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/slashers-psychos-jason-voorhees-1-vs-asami-yamazaki-8/question-4315487/" title="SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: JASON VOORHEES (1) vs ASAMI YAMAZAKI (8)">SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: JASON VOORHEES (1) vs ASAMI YAMAZAKI (8)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/slashers-psychos-leatherface-4-vs-norman-bates-5/question-4315491/" title="SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: LEATHERFACE (4) vs NORMAN BATES (5)">SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: LEATHERFACE (4) vs NORMAN BATES (5)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/slashers-psychos-freddy-krueger-3-vs-angela-11/question-4315497/" title="SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: FREDDY KRUEGER (3) vs ANGELA (11)">SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: FREDDY KRUEGER (3) vs ANGELA (11)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/slashers-psychos-michael-myers-2-vs-harry-warden-10/question-4315499/" title="SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: MICHAEL MYERS (2) vs HARRY WARDEN (10)">SLASHERS & PSYCHOS: MICHAEL MYERS (2) vs HARRY WARDEN (10)</a>

MUSIC BREAK!



<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/animals-monsters-pinhead-1-vs-the-creeper-9/question-4315503/" title="ANIMALS & MONSTERS: PINHEAD (1) vs THE CREEPER (9)">ANIMALS & MONSTERS: PINHEAD (1) vs THE CREEPER (9)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/animals-monsters-the-birds-4-vs-pumpkinhead-5/question-4315505/" title="ANIMALS & MONSTERS: THE BIRDS (4) vs PUMPKINHEAD (5)">ANIMALS & MONSTERS: THE BIRDS (4) vs PUMPKINHEAD (5)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/aniimals-monsters-fire-farting-cockroaches-3-vs-slugs-6/question-4315509/" title="ANIIMALS & MONSTERS: FIRE-FARTING COCKROACHES (3) vs SLUGS (6)">ANIIMALS & MONSTERS: FIRE-FARTING COCKROACHES (3) vs SLUGS (6)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/animals-monsters-leprechaun-2-vs-vampire-puppy-7/question-4315517/" title="ANIMALS & MONSTERS: LEPRECHAUN (2) vs VAMPIRE PUPPY (7)">ANIMALS & MONSTERS: LEPRECHAUN (2) vs VAMPIRE PUPPY (7)</a>

MUSIC BREAK!




<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/ghosts-vampires-zombies-demons-dracula-1-vs-samara-8/question-4315523/" title="GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: DRACULA (1) vs SAMARA (8)">GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: DRACULA (1) vs SAMARA (8)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/ghosts-vampires-zombies-demons-bub-5-vs-naked-space-vampire-13/question-4315525/" title="GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: BUB (5) vs NAKED SPACE VAMPIRE (13)">GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: BUB (5) vs NAKED SPACE VAMPIRE (13)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/ghosts-vampires-zombies-demons-captain-howdy-3-vs-the-grady-twins-6/question-4315527/" title="GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: CAPTAIN HOWDY (3) vs THE GRADY TWINS (6)">GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: CAPTAIN HOWDY (3) vs THE GRADY TWINS (6)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/ghosts-vampires-zombies-demons-nosferatu-2-vs-tarman-7/question-4315529/" title="GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: NOSFERATU (2) vs TARMAN (7)">GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, DEMONS: NOSFERATU (2) vs TARMAN (7)</a>

MUSIC BREAK!




<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/weirdos-weird-st-carrie-white-1-vs-possessed-floor-lamp-8/question-4315537/" title="WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: CARRIE WHITE (1) vs POSSESSED FLOOR LAMP (8)">WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: CARRIE WHITE (1) vs POSSESSED FLOOR LAMP (8)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/weirdos-weird-st-killer-dwarves-4-vs-the-mutant-family-12/question-4315543/" title="WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: KILLER DWARVES (4) vs THE MUTANT FAMILY (12)">WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: KILLER DWARVES (4) vs THE MUTANT FAMILY (12)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/weirdos-weird-st-silver-sphere-3-vs-esther-6/question-4315549/" title="WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: SILVER SPHERE (3) vs ESTHER (6)">WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: SILVER SPHERE (3) vs ESTHER (6)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/weirdos-weird-st-chucky-2-vs-the-car-7/question-4315553/" title="WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: CHUCKY (2) vs THE CAR (7)">WEIRDOS & WEIRD S**T: CHUCKY (2) vs THE CAR (7)</a>

And there you have it. Thanks for voting, guys! Polls are open until midnight EST.

6 comments:

Nathan West said...

Nice Music Breaks! This event is a lot of fun, FG. I'm looking forward to the Sweet Sixteen round, when Dracula goes up against Naked Space Vampire (assuming she wins. I mean, pitting her against Bub is kinda tough, but c'mon, she's nekkid! She better win!)

Spazticus said...

That Ed Harris music video will haunt me til I die.

John Gotham said...

Noooo! Why did Bub have to go up against naked space vampire? He deserves a better death than this.

Stacie Ponder said...

But IS there a better death??

I know what you mean, though. My beloved Possessed Floor Lamp ain't gonna survive Prom Night :(

Dead In Hell said...

I never liked Bub anyway. Maybe I just feel that way now because he was the first sign of the UGHs to come when Romero made zombies intelligent in Land of the Dead. WE WILL NEVER KNOW.

Also Vampire Puppy. Take that, Warwick Davis.

Spazticus said...

I know your feels. I love to watch the competition, but my cherished derp-faced THE CAR is losing to a HAND PUPPET? What is wrong with you people?!