FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

May 14, 2014

MANIAC MADNESS: The Final Four!


Well. I hope you're pleased with yourselves. VAMPIRE PUPPY WAS ELIMINATED. I just...I...


I'm going to try to resist the urge to burn this whole blog down!

It's Final Four time! Michael Myers took down Jason Voorhees to win the Slashers & Psychos division. As I said, some total asshole defeated Vampire Puppy to take the Animals & Monsters crown, while Carrie White handily defeated Phantasm's Silver Sphere over in Weirdos & Weird Shit. She's on a quiet march to total domination! Will she be Prom Queen for real, or will you all dump a bucket of pig blood on her and ruin her night?

And as for the battle to win in Ghosts, Vampires, Zombies, and Demons...it was a tie. A straight-up tie, 85 votes to both Dracula and Nosferatu. I guess it falls to me, then, to name a victor. I choose...

VAMPIRE PUPPY!

Alas, I can't do that. But I must bequeath the coffin of triumph (whatever that is), and so I bequeath it to...Nosferatu. Ooh, I feel as powerful as one hundred Naked Space Vampires!


Time to vote as the ones and twos all vie for this most prestigious title ("Winner"). Polls are open until midnight EST!


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/slashers-monsters-pinhead-1-vs-michael-myers-2/question-4322673/" title="SLASHERS & MONSTERS: PINHEAD (1) vs MICHAEL MYERS (2)">SLASHERS & MONSTERS: PINHEAD (1) vs MICHAEL MYERS (2)</a>


<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/vampires-weirdos-carrie-white-1-vs-nosferatu-2/question-4322677/" title="VAMPIRES & WEIRDOS: CARRIE WHITE (1) vs NOSFERATU (2)">VAMPIRES & WEIRDOS: CARRIE WHITE (1) vs NOSFERATU (2)</a>

8 comments:

scarina said...

Damnit, Ponder! How am I supposed to choose? Hooooow? Whyyyyy? Whoooooo?

elisa N chris said...

id like to see myers & carrie start dating

Chris Otto said...

I would like some fanfic about Carrie dating the other three semifinalists, Bridget Jones style, and having to ultimately choose which guy is best for her, like Bridget chose Colin Firth in the fake snow. Someone get on this please and thank you.

John Gotham said...

Alas, my predictions were ruined by interference. I thought we had something, Ponder... Have you forgotten about Drac Fu?

Stacie Ponder said...

Gross scary faces are my Kryptonite!!

Creature said...

Nooooo! It's gonna be Carrie vs. Michael Myers! That's basically Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood!

Will said...

Democracy doesn't work.

Evil said...

Lot's of chalk up there Stacie, cause Pazuzu will take them all!