Once again, it's time for that ever-so-popular* feature, These Are Some Google Search Terms People Have Typed In And Subsequently Found Their Way To Final Girl.
Mind you, these aren't all from today, but that doesn't diminish their power! Feel free to hazard your guesses to the many, many questions in the comments.
sex goddess loses her wig
magic little nudies
- Clearly the two "nudies" searchers should meet and fall in love.
master of unlocking
- This one pleases me to no end.
horror movies good for the soul
- Why yes...yes, they are.
retro tits blog
- "retro tits" are almost as good as "worker boobs".
Naked Bea Arthur photos
- Really? REALLY?
what movie was it when a giant worm fucks a girl?
what it means if girl laughs at you at night club?
- Your fly is open?
if a girl uses a pen to masturbate what will happen?
- There's a Vagina Monologues joke in there somewhere...
girl with masturbating shoe
- A masturbating shoe? I'd pay real money to see that!
will you marry me with string?
- Sir, I wouldn't marry you with twine.
what does it mean when burning sunshine while been horny?
genie francis plastic surgery
- This has become my most frequent search hit, surpassing even "Shannon Tweed nude".
what if a car has a wig on that stink like a terd would I still love her.
- Car...has wig...that stinks? You know, putting a bunch of words in a row doesn't necessarily constitute a sentence.
I once knew a chick named annie may oooh
- Good for you! Celebrate this moment of your life with some International Coffee.
It amazes me that people sometimes click through to Final Girl when the search results come up. I'm also amazed by what people are searching for.
You said it, Charles Nelson Reilly!
Previous editions of These Are Some Google Search Terms People Have Typed In And Subsequently Found Their Way To Final Girl can be found HERE and HERE.
*it amuses me