FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

Apr 3, 2010


So, I haven't watched a movie in forever. And ever. Well, that's not entirely true: I watched the first half of North Country the other night and I plan to watch the rest of it tonight, but as that's not horror I don't really see the point of telling you about it (even though I just did). I'd rather you don't know about the time I spend with other genres, because I don't want you to get all jealous and whiny and needy. I only dabble in other genres, I promise. A little afternoon delight with some floozy documentary, a few hours with a drama...but horror has my heart (and down-belows), so that's all that really matters, right?

Anyway, since I haven't watched anything to review, I figured I'd take a page from the book of my pal Kim Morgan. On occasion, when a new movie comes out or an actor dies or what have you, she'll simply post up an older, relevant piece she's written. No one gets on her case about it, so I figure I'm good to go, right? RIGHT? Mind you, reaching into the Final Girl vault (hot) and pulling out my review for Knight Chills isn't relative to anything whatsoever. Still, maybe you came here today looking for something to read, and though said review of Knight Chills is from 2007, maybe it's still new to you. Like a used wig!

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