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May 1, 2009

i'd just like to point out...

...that the new issue of Rue Morgue hits the stands today. This is what it looks like:

See that thing at the bottom of the left-hand column? The thing about the 8 Films To Die For?

I wrote that!

Yes, I have some reviews in Rue Morgue. Another realized dream to cross off the list of...err, dreams to realize. And to think, I'm not yet 18! What's left to achieve in my life? I've now written for Rue Morgue, found $20 on the floor, been in Tori Spelling's house, seen the Grand Canyon, found underwear on the floor, worn a variety of wigs, picked an orange off a tree, and acquired Midwest Obsession on video. The only unrealized dream that remains, as you're well aware, is zipping around the universe all nude-like, shooting lasers out of my eyes. Frankly that seems like an almost unattainable goal at this point, but it's always good to have something to strive for.

Seriously, though, I'M SO FUCKING PSYCHED!

9 comments:

Al Bruno III said...

Congrats. I look forward to reading it.

Richard Doyle said...

Congrats ... I got this issue in the mail just the other day. I too look forward to reading it.

Anna Banana said...

I just got this one in the mail yesterday. Haven't read it yet but I'm going straight to your review now. Congradufuckinglations Stacy!

Al Bruno III said...

Hope all this fame and fortune doesn't go to her head...


;)

Stacie Ponder said...

Are you kidding? Fame and fortune go straight to my thighs. They're like cheesecake that way.

:P

Bill Walsh said...

Good God, this is the Age of Ponder, isn't it?

CONGRATS!

Robson said...

Congratulations! I shall seek this out.

Stacie Ponder said...

Thanks, guys. I haven't gotten a copy yet, but I'm so excited!

james gracey said...

congratulations, dude! Nice work. Great magazine - will seek this issue out.