FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

May 6, 2010

total liquidation! everything must go!

I tend to associate the term "liquidation sale" with furniture stores. Yet, here I am using said term without owning a furniture store. That's called life on the EDGE, my friends!

Anyway, I'm liquidating a bunch of paintings I have sitting around. I did them just because, and now I'm tired of looking at them. I could just throw them on eBay, but selling stuff on eBay is kind of a drag. I've reduced the asking price on these in my efforts to LIQUIDATE. I want them out of my house!

FYI, all proceeds will go to FREE FINAL GIRL- or, to be specific, to pay the fucking jaywalking ticket I got. For those of you who may not know the story because you are not my fake cyber Facebook or Twitter friends (why aren't you?), yes- I got a jaywalking ticket. I crossed an intersection- in the crosswalk but against the light BECAUSE THERE WERE NO CARS AND WHY SHOULD I JUST STAND THERE IF THERE ARE NO CARS- and a motorcycle cop "pulled me over" and wrote me a ticket. It was a very stupid HA HA matter until the ticket arrived in the mail with a YOU OWE $174 on it. Yes, one hundred and seventy four dollars, for crossing the street. Fine, for crossing illegally, but I thought that as an able-minded adult, I could cross the street of my own volition when it was safe.

Anyway, so money will go towards that. Here are the paintings I have sitting around. I also take commissions, if you want something to, you know, match your couch like all good art should. I guess I could even take sketch card commissions at this point. FREE FINAL GIRL!

Reduced prices are below, but there will be an extra $15 added for shipping (U.S. ONLY). Email me at stacieponder at gmail dot com if you're interested or to inquire about commissions. First come, first served!

Black Christmas 12" x 12" acrylic on canvas $50

Saw 12" x 12" acrylic on canvas $65

Bioshock: Big Daddy 12" x 12" acrylic on canvas $65

Bioshock: Little Sister 12" x 12" acrylic on canvas $65

*Buy both Big Daddy and Little Sister for $120!

Phantom of the Opera 12" x 12" acrylic on canvas $65

Deep Throat 16" x 20" acrylic on canvas $110

Gill Man 20" x 24" acrylic on canvas $125

The Thing 20" x 24" acrylic on canvas $125


Unknown said...

I was looking at your paintings the other night and I really liked them. Unfortunately I can't purchase them but I would if I could. Bummer about that jaywalking ticket...I just find it ridiculous that they even enforce that. I'm from NYC and that is like the birthplace of jaywalking and people (myself included) will jaywalk right in front of the police and they don't stop anyone. I'm just in disbelief when I hear that authorities actually enforce that. O_o

The Groundskeeper said...

wow. I fucking love these paintings, especially the Lon Chaney. Unfortunately I have neither money to spend nor space in which to hang or store them.

I'll certainly commission something from you whenever I've officially "made it" in the world, though. As soon as I get done twirling around and throwing my hat in the air I'll come back here and demand art.

Unknown said...

They're all awesome! But I'm particularly drawn to the Bioshock ones. I love me some Rapture.

I hope you move them all. If not I'm hiring George Clooney to assemble a heist team to lift them for me!