FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

Jan 10, 2009

Final Girl 2000

Some of you out there told me that joining Twitter would not only be good for my health, but it would also gain me legions of devotees who would hang on my every...twit...and would read Final Girl and follow me to the ends of the Earth, not even blinking or hesitating when I suggest we all wear matching black sweat suits and Nikes.

Or, at least, that's how I remember the conversation.

Anyego, the point is I joined Twitter and now you can follow my positively scintillating updates, such as "I am having coffee" and "Coffee is so good" and "I'm having another cup" and "Dunkin Donuts coffee makes a great Christmas gift" and "I like the French Vanilla best" and "I think I'll have some more" and "Kindve hrrd too type with shakkking hands" and "DID YOU HEar that" and "THERE ARE BUGS ON MY FACE AND THEY ARE LOOKING AT ME".

So, to recap:

Now I'm on Twitter.

And Facebook.

And MySpace.

And I have three blogs.

What's that big shiny thing in the sky outside of my window? If it's not cyber, I'm totally not interested!

This is me in my special cyberroom, where I "jack" "in". Yes, I'm just as beautiful as Julie Christie. What, you didn't know?


EFC said...

Come on. We know that you are actually the real Julie Christie. Out with the truth, lady. That French chick robbed you of an Oscar, by the way.

FatalPierce said...

You've gotta watch out for those Internet aphids, they'll get ya!

Did anyone gobble at you for becoming one of us on Twitter? If not consider yourself gobbled...or welcomed, or something.

and psst, I think your typist was distracted, blog #3 has a tiny typo in it.

Stacie Ponder said...

Fixed! Thanks!

FatalPierce said...

I'm here to help!

I hope you keep that in mind when you take over and you are making the decisions on who stays and who gets cast out, you know of the planet.

Margarita said...

I am seriously fighting with myself not to join Twitter. I do NOT need another website to constantly update! ... but it looks so fun... ahhhhh.

And hey just to let you know I have my review up for grindhouse!

can't wait to read yours :)

Theron said...

Scintillating, mundane, whatever you wanna call it, we're reading it. Well, not now cuz I'm typing, but you know...

Anonymous said...

I'm not really sold on how Twitter is supposed to "drive web traffic" to my site. I need a hard-hitting site that gets to the real truth behind all these fabulous claims. Anybody know?

Anonymous said...

That coffee-twitter paragraph has yet to quit its laughter-inducing effects. I have a real life to get back to! BUT IT JUST WON'T STOP THE FUNNY.