FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

Apr 22, 2006


From the "Best Ideas Stacie Never Had and Quite Frankly She's a Little Jealous" department comes Sponsor Our Zombie Movie! on eBay.

Christine Parker, Force of One behind the upcoming indy zombie flick The Forever Dead is seeking sponsorship on eBay, right here. Use the Buy It Now option to donate fabulous moolah in increments of $1. All donor names will be listed in the film's credits, and folks who donate $50 or more get copies of the DVD. Whether you want to see your name on the screen, you want to help out some indy horror filmmakers, or, like myself, you simply live to give...check it out.

For more info on The Forever Dead, go here.

Man, asking for money on eBay is a good idea. It's easy and juuuuust might capture people's attention. Why didn't I think of that?

Other notable ideas from the "Best Ideas Stacie Never Had and Quite Frankly She's a Little Jealous" department:

1. The wheel
2. Fire
3. Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries
4. Sneakers that turn into roller skates with the press of a button
5. Superman
6. Velcro
7. The Spice Girls
8. Pasta
9. Baseball
10. Jazzercise


Unknown said...

That is a BRILLIANT idea . . . (Hmmm . . . and something I may just go ahead and use myself someday . . . !)

Anonymous said...

Cap'n Crunch WITH Crunch Berries? I know you meant WITHOUT, Stacie Ponder.

Also, I think #10 was supposed to be Porn, not Jazzercise.

Stacie Ponder said...

I LOVE CRUNCH BERRIES! WOULD get me more money.

Recently I've been trying to work "Jazzercise" into just about every conversation lately, though.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I've been doing the same thing with Porn. Curiouser and curiouser...

Mistah Wade said...

I came up with Sweaty To The Oldies way before Richard Simmons but mine was more porn related than excercise related, so I can feel both Theron and Stacie's pain.