FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

Oct 13, 2020

FAVE 20: Alexandra West


I'm sure I don't need to introduce you to Alex West, but I will anyway! She's a smart and prolific writer, with two books under her belt (so far, I should say): Films of the New French Extremity and The 1990s Teen Horror Cycle. Additionally she's got words all over the place, from essays in books like Scared Sacred: Idolatry, Religion, and Worship in the Horror Film to the pages of Rue Morgue magazine and everywhere in between. If you prefer using your earholes to your eyeballs, well, you can catch Alex on The Faculty of Horror, the podcast she co-hosts alongside Andrea Subisatti. Undoubtedly her greatest achievement, however, is providing a list of her favorite 20 horror movies for this here blog, right? RIGHT?!



BOXING HELENA (1993, Jennifer Lynch)
One of the most gloriously silly movies ever committed to film. Don't believe me? Kim Basinger went bankrupt just to get out of being in it. 

 
HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS (1995, Joe Chappelle)
I'll take the theatrical OR the Producer's Cut...I love this stupid movie that fills Michael with goo. 


PET SEMATARY II (1992, Mary Lambert)
I was indoctrinated on this one when it played repeatedly on AMC's Fear Fest. I think Anthony Edwards is super sexy (give me a bulky knit and an air of responsibility and I. Am. There.). 


THE INVITATION (2015, Karyn Kusama)
Karyn Kusama's moody adult dinner party horror doesn't get as much credit as it deserves, it's layered, creepy as fuck, beautifully made and accurately depicts my fear of small talk. I've seen it multiple times and look forward to watching it many more.


DARKNESS FALLS (2003, Jonathan Liebesman)
"I see you, bitch!" says it all... but the first ten or so minutes of this film are super affecting and then rest is delightfully stupid. 


HOUSE (aka Hausu; 1977, Nobuhiko Ôbayashi)
I have Andrea Subissati to thank for getting me on board the House train. Witch cats and witch ladies for the win. For as wild as it gets, it has a beating heart which hits a bit different each time I see it.


CRIMSON PEAK (2015, Guillermo del Toro)
This delightfully bonkers Del Toro film captures the twisty, nonsensical novels that he was inspired by so perfectly without being too precious with them.


CHERRY FALLS (2000, Geoffrey Wright)


I HAVE to watch this every few years to remind myself it's real.


PULSE (aka Kairo; 2001, Kiyoshi Kurosawa)
Another film that continues to grow in relevancy making it even scarier.


AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000, Mary Harron)
This film continues to reveal itself to me and since its release 20 years ago has only become more prescient since Patrick Bateman cypher Donald Trump has become President.


GHOSTWATCH (1992, Lesley Manning)
TV SPECIAL OR REAL?? I adore this British Gen X take on War of the Worlds.


INSIDE (aka À l'intérieur; 2007, Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury)
A good reminder to always invite Beatrice Dalle in when asked nicely.


PYEWACKET (2017, Adam MacDonald)
This is one of those films that makes me proud to be Canadian and another one that Andrea put me on to. Adam MacDonald created a fully realized world that has stayed with me and haunted me since I first saw it.


THE FLY (1986, David Cronenberg)
Sometimes we all need a good cry and this film breaks me.


THE DEAD ZONE (1983, David Cronenberg)
Speaking of Cronenberg, I love this adaptation of Stephen King's work as it shares a coldness with Kubrick's version of The Shining that reaches me. Also Christopher Walken is...sexy.


SCREAM (1996, Wes Craven)
This was my gateway to horror. It holds a very special place in my heart and continues to be as watchable as it was formative.


THE SHINING (1980, Stanley Kubrick)
I love The Shining. I love it more the older I get. I love the mean-ness of it. I wish it didn't continue to resonate with me the way it does but here we are.


SUSPIRIA (2018, Luca Guadagnino)
I would call this one an imperfect-perfect film. For the bits I find a bit less than (the opening scene--I'm just not a Chloe Grace Mortez fan--and some of the weird camera effects at the end) it FLIES higher than the majority of other films horror could ever dare to. It is a treatise on many things and I love that everyone who "gets" this film, gets something different from it.


THE STEPFORD WIVES (1975, Bryan Forbes)
I love this fucking movie so hard. Yes, it may be peak white feminism but the allegory is so wonderfully insidious there's a reason Jordan Peele was influenced by it.


GET OUT (2017, Jordan Peele)
Speaking of Jordan Peele, I think this is a perfect film, beat-by-beat, shot-by-shot it was (and is) a searing wake-up call.

Oct 12, 2020

SHOCKtober: 586-554

 

You know the deal I am sure: each of the following films received one vote each!

586. The Dark -- 1979, John "Bud" Cardos & Tobe Hooper
585. Devil -- 2010, John Erick Dowdle
584. The Devil Commands -- 1941, Edward Dmytryk
583. The Devil's Candy -- 2015, Sean Byrne
582. The Devil's Carnival -- 2012, Darren Lynn Bousman
581. The Devil's Rain -- 1975, Robert Fuest
580. The Devils -- 1971, Ken Russell
579. The Dorm That Dripped Blood (aka Pranks) -- 1982, Stephen Carpenter & Jeffrey Obrow
578. The Dunwich Horror -- 1970, Daniel Haller
577. The Evil -- 1978, Gus Trikonis
576. The Eye 2 -- 2004, Danny Pang & Oxide Chun Pang
575. The Eyes of My Mother -- 2016, Nicolas Pesce
574. The Fifth Cord -- 1971, Luigi Bazzoni
573. The First Purge -- 2018, Gerard McMurray
572. The Fits -- 2015, Anna Rose Holmer
571. The Frighteners -- 1996, Peter Jackson
570. The Fury -- 1978, Brian De Palma
569. The Granny -- 1995, Luca Bercovici
568. The Grave -- 1996, Jonas Pate
567. The Green Butchers -- 2003, Anders Thomas Jensen
566. The Green Inferno -- 2013, Eli Roth
565. The Grudge -- 2004, Takashi Shimizu
564. The Gruesome Twosome -- 1967, Herschell Gordon Lewis
563. The Happiness of the Katakuris -- 2001, Takashi Miike
562. The Hitcher -- 1986, Robert Harmon
561. The Horrible Dr. Hichcock -- 1962, Riccardo Freda
560. The House of Seven Corpses -- 1974, Paul Harrison
559. The House That Dripped Blood -- 1971, Peter Duffell
558. The House That Screamed (aka La residencia) -- 1969, Narciso Ibáñez Serrador
557. The Housemaid (aka Hanyo) -- 1960, Ki-young Kim
556. The Incredible Shrinking Man -- 1957, Jack Arnold
555. The Isle -- 2018, Matthew Butler-Hart
554. The Killing of a Sacred Deer -- 2017, Yorgos Lanthimos

  • Anyone who listens to Gaylords of Darkness or follows me on "social" "media" knows that I have had a quite a journey with The Green Inferno. To sum it up: I have seen The Green Inferno! What can I say, 2020 continues to be a wild ride.
  • I watched The Dorm That Dripped Blood for the first and only time very very early in Final Girl's life and I think it's way past high time for a rewatch. I bet I'd appreciate it a lot more now. 
  • Heck yeah, The House of Seven Corpses! Way underrated/underseen and a good, sorta creepy time.
  • Oh, The Granny. It could hail from no year other than 1995! It is a very dumb movie and I can't help but love it to absolute pieces.

FAVE 20: Heather Petrocelli


Listen, getting a "favorite 20" out of Heather was tough because she is a Hashtag All Movies Matter kind of gal. How could she possibly call Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning a favorite when Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan is sitting right there, gazing at her with big, sad, toxic waste-filled eyes? (SPOILER: there are no Friday the 13th films on her list, never mind those two installments in particular.) Finally Heather simply accepted that making a 20 faves list is a torture that we all endure in the name of our goddess SHOCKtobra (okay next year I'm changing this month's name to SHOCKtobra for sure)--it is a rite of passage, a coming-of-age, a trial designed to test our horror movie mettle. Or something like that. Anyway, the (i.e. my) pain and suffering were worth it because while All Lists Matter, Heather truly went above, beyond, and all out for hers. She's one of those horror academic types, if you know what I mean (she's working on her doctorate), so get out your writing implements and take some notes. And be sure to follow Heather on Instagram at Queer for Fear for more of her musings!



THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI (1920, Robert Wiene)


Caligari is one of the best examples of how aesthetics can be used to express emotions. I saw The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari as a teen and it blew open my kitten brain—I had never seen anything like it, being my first exposure to German Expressionism. Caligari helped me realize that film was my art—the art form that would define my life. Caligari taught me that an artificial, exaggerated, and highly stylized world of light and shadows can, at times, speak to a deeper human truth than a documentary—and look damn good doing so. While Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror/Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922) could easily be listed in this spot, Caligari was the first to change everything for me.

HÄXAN: WITCHCRAFT THROUGH THE AGES (1922, Benjamin Christensen)


Okay, let’s just get this out in the open: I love witches! Witches are wise women. Witches are powerful. I even married a witch (also the title of my favorite Veronica Lake film). It is not a coincidence that witch hunts take place when the established political order senses a threat to the function of familial units; in other words, witch hunts happen when the patriarchy feels threatened. Women accused of being witches were condemned not for acts of witchcraft but for any act not conforming to the proper role of being a “good” wife and mother. With Häxan, director Benjamin Christensen worked from the Malleus Maleficarum (1486)—a text that functioned as a basic how-to for the patriarchy to define, find, persecute, and punish witches—to craft a film that is darkly celebratory and macabrely beautiful. I luxuriate in the film’s aesthetics and special effects. I want to acknowledge that Häxan tells another story of the patriarchy functioning to lock away women; even when ‘liberating’ women from witch hunts, women are called ‘hysterical’ instead. Even still, like a good queer, I rewrite the narrative to empower witches, because women’s power—a ‘witchcraft’ that is antecedent to religion—scares the crap out of the patriarchy. Plus, I love a film that was globally censored and banned and that features witches, demons, Hell, and the Devil himself (I’ll never look at churning butter the same way). I can hardly think of a witch film I don’t love. In fact, this list could be entirely composed of witch films, including Black Sunday/La maschera del demonio (1960), Superstition (1982), The Craft (1996), and The Witch (2015), and dedicated to all the women who live deliciously.

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935, James Whale)


I’m a massive Universal Classic Monsters fan. I even love the shit films (I’m looking at you, She-Wolf of London). I love Universal Classic Monsters so much that I got Creature, Mummy, Dracula’s Daughter, Phantom, Frankenstein’s monster, and Bride as a tattoo sleeve in the ‘90s. When I picked the placement of each monster, I chose Bride to be front and center so I could spend my life looking at her. While any Universal Classic Monsters film could be on this list—and any horror film directed by James Whale should be on this list—I ultimately have to go with The Bride of Frankenstein because it has everything I love in a film: horrific moments, tenderness, gothic aesthetics, queerness, campiness, sadness, belly laughs, and Elsa Lanchester. When people make lists of best supporting roles or actors who steal a film with little screen time, Elsa is never mentioned for her role as The Bride. (Fuck you, misogyny.) Elsa is such a badbass that she turns 3 minutes of screen time into one of our most iconic monsters and captivating performances. Come for Frankenstein and his monster, and stay for Doctor Septimus Pretorious, Una O’Connor, and The Bride.

DRACULA'S DAUGHTER (1936, Lambert Hillyer)


One of my first loves is lesbian vampires. So narrowing down one of my favorite horror subgenres to a single film proved painful; I thrashed about selecting just one. Ask Stacie—I definitely thrashed about even creating a top-20 list in the first place. Ingrid Pitt, Delphine Seyrig, and Catherine Deneuve are all queer roots for me. Dear Lilith, any of them can bite me, any day. For this list I set my sights on the classic lesbian vampire, and I kneel before Countess Marya Zaleska, the daughter of Dracula. Like many queers, I appreciate and have a fondness for coded queerness in film, for subtextual queerness that is a secret for just us to find, to talk about, and to obsess over. And while these queer-coded films don’t end in queer triumph, I don’t focus on that narrative preservation and exhaltation of heteronormativity; I focus on the deliciousness of queer villains and explorations of queer desire. Gloria Holden makes Countess Zaleska both delicious and desirable. Yes, Countess Zaleska, you’ll do very well indeed.

CAT PEOPLE (1942, Jacques Tourneur)


This now-legendary partnership between Producer Val Lewton and Director Jacques Tourneur that created Cat People taught me that my own mind is the scariest place. Cat People shows us that the unseen, that which remains in the shadows, can be scarier than any embodied monster. This film privileges atmosphere, suggestion, and suspense over anything showy or explicit in telling the story of newlywed Irena Dubrovna (Simone Simon), who can’t consummate her marriage for fear of turning into a large pussy, I mean, cat—you know, from the ancient curse that plagues her family. Horror directors today could learn a thing or three from this film about the power of the unseen.

THE UNINVITED (1944, Lewis Allen)


I love me a good haunted house film—and if the house is haunted by a queer ghost, even better. But I can’t talk about The Uninvited without also talking about Rebecca (1940) with a deeply loving nod. The way The Uninvited’s Miss Holloway lights up when she thinks about Mary slays me as much as does the love and dedication that Mrs. Danvers shows Rebecca. These two devoted women, Miss Holloway and Mrs. Danvers, with their unquestionable love for their dead loves, empower me and break my heart. And, oh, how my baby dyke self needed to see these gothic butches existing. In case you weren’t clear by now that this is a lesbian film, it’s worth noting that Patricia White’s influential book about lesbian representation in film is titled: Uninvited: Classical Hollywood Cinema and Lesbian Representability. What’s more, The Uninvited is one the first haunted house films, if not the first, to signal that ghosts are real—not a figment easily explained away, a cover for nefarious activities, and/or an illusion for comedic effect. If all that weren’t enough to win you over, The Uninvited takes place on a windswept coast in England, has a great score, and features costumes by Edith Head.

GOJIRA (aka GODZILLA; 1954, Ishirô Honda)


Gojira was the first international creature feature I saw as a child, and I’ve had a soft spot for creature features ever since. I have and will continue to watch kaiju films over and over because they bring me great joy. From Alligator (1980) to Black Sheep (2006), from Frogs (1972) to The Host (2006), I love seeing animals and beasts take their revenge on humans. Watching Godzilla stomp and destroy is cathartic, fun, and political. I’d like to use this moment to ask everyone to join me in my campaign to end the gendering of Gojira. In the original film, Gojira is always referred to using a gender-neutral pronoun, akin to ‘it.’ It was the Americans who gendered Godzilla male when they called “him” ‘King of the Monsters.’ Long live Gojira—my favorite post-binary monster.

THE BAD SEED (1956, Mervyn LeRoy)


Patty McCormack in The Bad Seed is one of my favorite horror performances ever—and she was only ten when she starred as Rhoda. My only complaint about this film is that the Hays Code reared its ugly head and made Mervyn LeRoy change the book’s (and the play’s) ending. I would much prefer our little murderer go unpunished, to live and kill again (and again and again). Choosing this film might have more to do with the fact that I first saw The Bad Seed on the big screen in the ‘90s surrounded by 400 queers at Peaches Christ’s Midnight Mass in San Francisco. There are few things I enjoy more in life than watching campy horror with a room full of queers. (Seeing films in theatres is the thing that I miss the most from pre-pandemic ‘Before Times,’ and my dark heart breaks at the thought of not seeing a horror film with a theatre full of queers anytime soon.) Also, I grew up with John Waters and the Dreamlanders as idols, and there’s a definite link between The Bad Seed and John’s early films—from Rhoda to Taffy. Let’s be real, I
see most children as lil’ Rhodas.

THE INNOCENTS (1961, Jack Clayton)


Another B&W haunted house film! As I said, I love haunted house films, and my long list of favorites includes The Old Dark House (1932), The Haunting (1963), The Sentinel (1977), The Amityville Horror (1979), Poltergeist (1982), Beetlejuice (1988), and The Others (2001). I have to pull The Innocents out for this list because it is a perfect film. Based on The Turn Of The Screw by Henry James, adapted by William Archibald and Truman Capote for the silver screen, this film chills me to my bones. Horror is most effective when it’s affective, when it causes bodily reactions; this film gets under my skin, quickens my pulse, and gives me the best nightmares. I think The Innocents is one of the best horror films ever made. In fact, it’s so good that it inspired our Goddess Kate Bush to write the song “The Infant Kiss.”

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968, George A. Romero)


George A. Romero made great horror films and I love most everything he made—especially his Trilogy of the Dead, Season of the Witch (1972), Martin (1978), and Creepshow (1982). But Night of the Living Dead was my introduction to Romero and my first viewing experience was unforgettable. When I was a tween, a flash flood caused an evacuation of my community to a large gymnasium filled with humans, army cots, and anxiety. I aimlessly wandered the space and found a room in which another evacuee had set up a makeshift movie theatre where he screened his 16mm prints of Night of the Living Dead and Pink Flamingos. My life was never the same. It would be difficult for me to overstate the influence of Night of the Living Dead. Romero is a legend. Zombies are ubiquitous. And I know now, with the beauty of hindsight, that what matters most about Night of the Living Dead is that Ben was my first Black horror hero. I thought he was amazing. I cheered when Ben fiercely tells shithead Harry Cooper: “Now get the
hell down in the cellar. You can be the boss down there, but I’m boss up here!” And I still cheer. While it’s a travesty that there are not more fierce BIPOC, queer, and trans* horror heroes (and when there are, like Ben, they often pay for it in the end), things are changing. I believe horror will continue its increasingly inclusive trajectory. And Ben lives on in his own story and those of others, like in Get Out when Chris kills shithead Dean Armitage with buck antlers. I cheer. And I will continue to cheer for all the heroes to come.

HOUSE (aka Hausu; 1977, Nobuhiko Ôbayashi)


You need to see Hausu to believe Hausu. I am not sure where I would start to even describe what happens in this film, but I think a good description is one I remember coming from Criterion: Hausu is what you’d get if Mario Bava directed an episode of Scooby-Doo. While Godzilla was my first hook into Japanese horror, Hausu reeled me in and made me a life-long fan of J-horror, including some of my favorite horror films that didn’t fit on this list, like Pulse / Kairo (2001) and Noroi: The Curse (2005). And while Hausu is another haunted house, this haunted house/ghost/possession film takes us on a very different journey, after which you’ll never see cats, pianos, or mattresses the same way again. In fact, Hausu is less about watching a film and more about experiencing a film. All I know is that I want a dose of whatever Nobuhiko Ôbayashi had when making this film, or to have a brain that would make Hausu without the influence of any substance at all.

ALIEN (1979, Ridley Scott)


I’m in the final stretch of writing my PhD dissertation about queer spectatorship of horror cinema, with my research anchored by the largest quantitative and qualitative survey in horror studies. And I’m going to give you a teaser from my data: I asked over 4,100 horror-loving queers to list their top 5 favorite horror films and I received a list of nearly 20,000 films. And guess which film took the Number One spot? That’s right, Alien. (And, you know why? Because space is gay.) Look, I hate to be so obvious, but the Alien franchise really is one of my favorite horror franchises. While Alien Resurrection (1997) is the best fourth installment in any film franchise ever, I have to go with the first here, because Alien is a haunted house film in space. We have clearly established that I have a weakness for haunted house films, and when you mix in space, I’m a goner. On top of that, Alien has everything I need in a film: a badass woman hero
(Ripley is everything), a Final Cat ( Jonesy is an icon), the best extraterrestrial species in horror (beautifully designed by H. R. Giger and perfectly embodied by Bolaji Badejo), a great cast, chestbursters, and facehuggers.

THE THING (1982, John Carpenter)


Picking my favorite John Carpenter film is a nearly impossible task. I’m a Gen-Xer and all Carpenter’s films from the ‘80s— The Fog (1980), Escape from New York (1981), Christine (1983), Starman (1984), Big Trouble in Little China (1986), Prince of Darkness (1987), They Live (1988)—are fused into my life narrative. But I select The Thing for this list because I want to show that this dyke can love, genuinely love, a film with an all-male cast. (Queen Adrienne Barbeau’s disembodied computer voice doesn’t count as a character.) Plus, the film is riddled with queer subtext. Male penetration—check. AIDS metaphor—check. Homosexual panic—check. A group of men punished for their fear of homosexuality—check. And, of course, Rob Bottin’s A+ special effects. Hell yes. I revel in it all while gleefully drinking cup after cup of cishet masculine fear.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984, Wes Craven)


I vacillated between picking A Nightmare on Elm Street and A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) because I love both films so much. Really, I love most of the franchise. The ‘84 Nightmare film is bleak, Nancy is one of my all-time favorite Final Girls, and Tina’s death is one of the best horror deaths. In Dream Warriors Freddy became one of my all-time favorite drag performers—a campy, quippy ‘80s media darling. When Kristen tenderly holds a dying Nancy, I cry. Like genuine tears. Plus, I heart Patricia Arquette. But, in the end, the original wins my heart for bringing Freddy into our dream world forever. And, yes, in a favorite slasher villain contest, I’d pick Freddy over Jason or Michael any day of the week. Oh, and I truly miss Wes Craven.

DEAD ALIVE (aka BRAINDEAD; 1992, Peter Jackson)


The horror genre is transgressive by its very nature and thus does not, and should not, adhere to rigid boundaries. Some of my favorite ‘horror’ films are equally funny or campy or musical (or all of the above—we’ll get to that). ‘Serious’ cinephiles or academics have ignored both horror and comedy, thinking both genres too lowbrow and populist for regard or study. I think that I am even more attracted to horror comedies because of their double stigmatization. There are so many that I love, going all the way back to Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948). The subgenre has grown with awesome horror comedies like The Return of the Living Dead (1985) and Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987), zomedy Shaun of the Dead (2004), and meta-horror fest Cabin in the Woods (2011) . One of my favorite and most-watched films ever, Beetlejuice (1988), exists at a comedy-fantasy intersection under the horror umbrella (ella, eh, eh, eh)—and, yes, Beetlejuice IS horror. Instead of Beetlejuice here, though, I’m going with a different ‘strange and unusual’ boundary-blasting film: Dead Alive, which mixes horror, comedy, zombies, gore,
romance, and more. I have watched the 97-minutes of splatstick perfection of Dead Alive so many times I have lost count and I always laugh with joy at the ever-increasing gore, which culminates with one of the best filmic manifestations of the monstrous-feminine: Vera’s grotesque monstrous womb as it swallows her son whole. If I were ever to teach a horror course, Dead Alive would be the first film assigned because it is an accessible and fun intro to several major horror theories (abject theory, postcolonial theory, affect theory, and the monstrous-feminine). Plus Dead Alive is a bloody delight with beautiful practical effects, horror roots I wish Peter Jackson would return to, as in Bad Taste (1987) and Meet the Feebles (1989). I
could go on and on about my love for Dead Alive and, indeed, I do. Listen to me wax Dead Alive poetic for nearly an hour on the Fright School podcast here.

AUDITION (1999, Takashi Miike)


There are few films so surprising that my mouth is agape by the time the credits are rolling. The last time that happened to me was Martyrs (2008)—Martyrs was so singular an experience that, the moment the film ended, I immediately watched it again to be sure that I actually had seen what I thought I just saw. Audition, though, was the first film to lure me in gently only to deliver a shocking last act. Audition is both a critique of traditional ideals of Japanese femininity with their accompanying patriarchal constraints, and an exploration of childhood trauma from familial abuse. Twenty years ago when I first saw Audition, I didn’t know Takashi Miike’s work, nor did I know to expect (as I do now) that all bets are off in his films. I saw this film in the theatre and, by the time it was over, nearly a quarter the audience had been so horrified they had walked out. It actually now would feel surprising that people considered it so shocking just two decades ago. When I watch Audition today it almost seems tame, which speaks more to the increasing extremity in horror over this time. Even still, Asami “kiri kiri” Yamazaki is the feminist avenger of my dreams (especially after she dons the black rubber apron) and I love her childish glee as
she gets down to business. I will also forever love the actor Eihi Shiina who portrays Asami because she not only made her Audition costar lap up her actual vomit in a scene, but also dominates in Tokyo Gore Police / Tōkyō Zankoku Keisatsu (2008).

THE DESCENT (2005, Neil Marshall)


Some horror films actually, genuinely, scare the crap outta me. The Exorcist (1973) was the first to absolutely terrify me, and all these years later The Exorcist still gets me; to this day, if I accidentally stumble upon an image of Regan, my heart palpitates. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) is another one that still affects me. And it turns out that the cannibalistic humanoid troglodytes in The Descent scare the crap outta me. Mix claustrophobia with darkness plus the fear of the unknown and you have a recipe for my anxiety to skyrocket and my pulse to quicken from a primal fear. The Descent is the story of six badass women on an adventure that goes terribly wrong. I love the fact that these women have emotional depth, that I can ‘feel’ the dynamics of relationships, and I am always bummed when they die, one by one (yes, I even feel badly for Juno). By the way, I much prefer the U.K. ending—I like my horror dark and my endings hopeless. The Descent assured I will never ever go spelunking but I’m completely okay
to stay with my above-ground horror realities.

LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008, Tomas Alfredson)


Really this list could and should be 666 movies long, in which case vampire films would be all over my list. On that List of the Beast, vampire films from the ‘80s would take up at least ten slots. Of all the horror subgenres, vampire films are deeply, inherently, and ‘always already’ queer stories. It pains me to leave off other queer vamp faves The Hunger (1983), Fright Night (1985), and The Lost Boys (1987). Here Let the Right One In gets my pick for speaking to the queer experience in a way that I find literally breathtaking. The cold, stark setting is beautifully composed and shot, with that bleak beauty speaking to the loneliness and isolation that many queers experience. It speaks to us queers directly also with its narrative built around the mistreatment of both Oskar and Eli, because so many queers face bullying, verbal harassment, and microaggressions on a daily basis. It further won a place in my heart and this tortuous all-time favorite list when Oskar asks Eli to be his girlfriend and Eli responds, “Oskar... I am not a girl.” Eli embodies multiple layers of nonnormative, queer existence; as a vampire, as someone who has lived as both a ‘boy’ and a ‘girl,’ and as someone who has “been twelve for a long time.” Let the Right One In is atmospheric and beautiful, thrilling and touching.

THE LURE (2015, Agnieszka Smoczynska)


This might be the queerest I get on this list and, as you know by now, I’m really queer. I freaking LOVE a horror musical. I credit The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) for this affinity. I watch Rocky Horror multiple times a year, and have every year since I was young. The reason that I did not select it for this list is that I don’t want to deal with all the horror gatekeepers “p’shawing” it as a horror pick. Anyways, I love horror musicals. Phantom of the Paradise (1974), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), The Happiness of the Katakuris (2001) are all high on my list. The Buffy The Vampire Slayer episode “Once More, With Feeling” (2001) is one of my faves and, hell, I’ve even watched Anna and the Apocalypse (2018) several times. But I was utterly and completely transfixed by The Lure the moment I saw it. It’s a post-soviet horror musical about man-eating mermaid sisters that takes place in the Warsaw disco club of my dreams. As well, Agnieszka Smoczyńska’s The Lure is the most audacious feature debut I’ve seen in quite some time—I really hope she gets to make many more bold, innovative
films. #teamgolden

SUSPIRIA (2018, Luca Guadagnino)


The last 5 years or so have delivered some of my favorite horror films ever: It Follows (2014), The Invitation (2015), Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017), Thelma (2017), Knife+Heart (2018), Us (2019), and Midsommar (2019). I’m so hopeful about this era of inclusive horror continuing as the genre reins are increasingly handed over to women, BIPOC, and queers. But my favorite of the era is a film that I was dubious about even existing in the first place, Suspiria (2018). When I heard that Luca Guadagnino was remaking Suspiria (1977), to say I was skeptical would be an understatement. But Suspiria (2018) is a perfect masterclass in how to reinterpret and recreate a beloved horror classic. In fact, I MUCH prefer this version. Go ahead, @ me. If you are a regular reader of Stacie’s writing, you don’t need me to go on and on about why. (And if you haven’t read all of Stacie’s posts about Suspiria, go read them now.) To tell you why I choose this Suspiria to be one of my favorite horror films of all time, I could take a lighter tone and talk about Susie and Madame Blanc eye-fucking each other across a restaurant table, or about how watching Tilda Swinton eating chicken wings might be my new kink. But this incredible film about a coven of witches deserves more teased out explanation, especially considering the current political situation here in the United States. Suspiria is queer art. Suspiria is feminist art. Suspiria is political art. Frighteningly, Suspiria as a filmic allegory about U.S. politics is even more relevant today than two years ago when it was released. Suspiria is about historical trends and, more specifically, about the dangers of fascism. While I love me some Helena Markos (with her squeals, sunglasses, and tiny baby arm), there’s a certain Cheeto in D.C. that shares more than a few fascist tendencies with Helena. We should heed Susie when she says: “Why is everyone so ready to think the worst is over?” Let Klemperer’s disbelief of women and inaction stand as a warning to us all: Go vote, and be ready to continue taking action (with masks!) if we need to.

Oct 11, 2020

SHOCKtober: 619-587



Doesn't it blow your mind that we have counted down hundreds of horror movies already and yet we are not even halfway to the end yet and we're also still livin' in each film received one vote town? Yeah man, it blows mine, it really makes u think.

619. Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance -- 2002, Chan-wook Park
618. Tales from the Crypt -- 1972, Freddie Francis
617. Tales That Witness Madness -- 1973, Freddie Francis
616. Terrified -- 2017, Demián Rugna
615. Terrifier -- 2016, Damien Leone
614. Terror House (aka Terror at Red Wolf Inn) -- 1972, Bud Townsend
613. Terror Toons -- 2002, Joe Castro
612. Terror Train -- 1980, Roger Spottiswoode
611. TerrorVision -- 1986, Ted Nicolaou
610. Tetsuo: The Iron Man -- 1989, Shin'ya Tsukamoto
609. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre -- 2003, Marcus Nispel
608. The Addiction -- 1995, Abel Ferrara
607. The Alchemist Cookbook -- 2016, Joel Potrykus
606. The Attic -- 1980, George Edwards & Gary Graver
605. The Awakening -- 2011, Nick Murphy
604. The Bat -- 1959, Crane Wilbur
603. The Beast Within -- 1982, Philippe Mora
602. The Beguiled -- 2017, Sofia Coppola
601. The Believers -- 1987, John Schlesinger
600. Blair Witch -- 2016, Adam Wingard
599. The Blood Spattered Bride -- 1972, Vicente Aranda
598. The Body Snatcher -- 1945, Robert Wise
597. The Broken -- 2008, Sean Ellis
596. The Brotherhood of Satan -- 1971, Bernard McEveety
595. The 'Burbs -- 1989, Joe Dante
594. The Collector (aka The Butterfly Collector) -- 1965, William Wyler
593. The Caller -- 1987, Arthur Allan Seidelman
592. The Canal -- 2014, Ivan Kavanagh
591. The Car -- 1977, Elliot Silverstein
590. The Cat and the Canary -- 1927, Paul Leni
589. The Child -- 1977, Robert Voskanian
588. The Crazies -- 2010, Breck Eisner
587. The Crazies -- 1973, George A. Romero


  • Terror Train! It is pretty silly (all those masks, all that magic) but it's also pretty terrific, and the setting can't be beat. It's Murder on the Murder Express and I'm here for Kenny's Gene Shalit mask, I'm here for Vanity (yes, that Vanity), I'm here for Jamie Lee Curtis and David Copperfield looking like an early 80s lesbian couple, I'm here for a cruel prank breaks someone's brain backstory...I'm here for all of it, from the opening chug-a-chug of the choo-choo to the closing splat of the killer. I have just about zero interest in slasher movies of the modern era, but the classic era? They are my horror root, and I will always always love them. They can be gross, they can be scary, they can be funny...they have a charm that is partially inherent and partially just my nostalgia eyes, sure, but I don't care. I want to go carve STACIE + SLASHERS 4EVER into a tree!
  • I have only heard good things about Terrified, how frightening it is, etc, and I admit: I tried to watch it once upon a time but man! The incessant loud music stings telling me when to be scared! They got on my nerves so much that I turned it off. I'm through with horror movie soundtracks blatantly telling me how to feel. I'm through with it I tells ya!
  • Okay, The Child rules. It is so weird! I dig it real hard. Rosalie and her zombie army will mess you up!
  • "Breck"
  • Can you go wrong with The Car? No, you cannot go wrong with The Car. It is about a driverless, evil car, and it stars James Brolin and Kim and Kyle Richards. I repeat: You cannot go wrong with The Car. Honnnk honkhonk honnnnnnnk!

Oct 10, 2020

SHOCKtober: 654-620



Still in the 600s, still mired in films that received one vote each! 

654. Scream 4 -- 2011, Wes Craven
653. Scream for Help -- 1984, Michael Winner
652. Sea Fever -- 2019, Neasa Hardiman
651. Seance on a Wet Afternoon -- 1964, Bryan Forbes
650. Serial Mom -- 1994, John Waters
649. Severance -- 2006, Christopher Smith
648. Shallow Grave -- 1994, Danny Boyle
647. Shark Night 3D -- 2011, David R. Ellis
646. Shock (aka Beyond the Door II) -- 1977, Mario Bava & Lamberto Bava
645. Shock Waves -- 1977, Ken Wiederhorn
644. Shocker -- 1989, Wes Craven
643. Shutter Island -- 2010, Martin Scorsese
642. Shutter -- 2004, Banjong Pisanthanakun & Parkpoom Wongpoom
641. Sick Nurses -- 2007, Piraphan Laoyont & Thodsapol Siriwiwat
640. Silent Night, Bloody Night -- 1972, Theodore Gershuny
639. Singapore Sling -- 1990, Nikos Nikolaidis
638. Slaughter High -- 1986, George Dugdale, Mark Ezra, & Peter Mackenzie Litten
637. Slice -- 2009, Kongkiat Khomsiri
636. Sole Survivor -- 1984, Thom Eberhardt
635. Sorority House Massacre 3 (aka Hard to Die) -- 1990, Jim Wynorski
634. Southbound -- 2015, Roxanne Benjamin, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, David Bruckner, Tyler Gillett, Patrick Horvath, Justin Martinez, Radio Silence, & Chad Villella
633. Spellbinder -- 1988, Janet Greek
632. Spookies -- 1986, Genie Joseph, Thomas Doran, & Brendan Faulkner
631. Squirm -- 1976, Jeff Lieberman
630. Stalker -- 1979, Andrei Tarkovsky
629. The Stendhal Syndrome -- 1996, Dario Argento
628. The Stepford Wives -- 2004, Frank Oz
627. Stigmata -- 1999, Rupert Wainwright
626. Strange Behavior -- 1981, Michael Laughlin
625. Summer of Fear -- 1978, Wes Craven
624. Sunshine -- 2007, Danny Boyle
623. Superstition -- 1982, James W. Roberson
622. Survive Style 5+ -- 2004, Gen Sekiguchi
621. Svengali -- 1931, Archie Mayo
620. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street -- 2007, Tim Burton


  • Yeah Squirm! It's as charming as a movie about worms can possibly be. We all da worm faces now!
  • I have not seen Sorority House Massacre 3, but sight unseen there is a big difference between calling a movie "Sorority House Massacre 3" and calling it "Hard to Die." The latter sounds like a Steven Seagal flick and the former sounds like...well, it sounds like "Sorority House Massacre 3." Wait...is Steven Seagal in Sorority House Massacre 3? This could change everything.
  • The reader who submitted Singapore Sling mentioned that it is...a lot. While that sort of thing is not my usual (or...ever) horror go-to, I was curious so I looked up a review: "You can expect pretty much everything from "Singapore Sling", such as puking on faces, pissing on people, fruit masturbation, electro-shock torture, and mummy rape (?). That said, it's not a perfect film."
  • Lots of Asian horror on this chunk o'list, I love to see it.
  • How is it that Shock and I have never been in the same room at the same time given my love of Beyond the Door, the Bavas, and Daria Nicolodi? I must have some sort of problem.

Oct 9, 2020

SHOCKtober: 687-655



Another day, another chunk o' list from the Lonely Hearts Club. That's right, each of the following films--beautiful snowflakes all--received one vote!

687. Pieces -- 1982, Juan Piquer Simón
686. Pigs (aka Daddy's Deadly Darling) -- 1973, Marc Lawrence
685. Pin -- 1988, Sandor Stern
684. Planet Terror -- 2007, Robert Rodriguez
683. Poltergeist III -- 1988, Gery Sherman
682. Popcorn -- 1991, Mark Herrier & Alan Ormsby
681. Possessor -- 2020, Brandon Cronenberg
680. Pretty Poison -- 1968, Noel Black
679. Private Parts -- 1972, Paul Bartel
678. Psycho II -- 1983, Richard Franklin
677. Psychos in Love -- 1987, Gorman Bechard
676. Rabid -- 1977, David Cronenberg
675. Rare Exports -- 2010, Jalmari Helander
674. Razorback -- 1984, Russell Mulcahy
673. Rear Window -- 1954, Alfred Hitchcock
672. Rebecca -- 1940, Alfred Hitchcock
671. Relic -- 2020, Natalie Erika James
670. Requiem for a Dream -- 2000, Darren Aronofsky
669. Resident Evil -- 2002, Paul W.S. Anderson
668. Resident Evil: Extinction -- 2007, Russell Mulcahy
667. Resolution -- 2012, Justin Benson & Aaron Moorhead
666. Return to Horror High -- 1987, Bill Froehlich
665. Revenge -- 2017, Coralie Fargeat
664. The Revenge of Frankenstein -- 1958, Terence Fisher
663. Ringu 2 -- 1999, Hideo Nakata
662. Road Games -- 1981, Richard Franklin
661. Rogue -- 2007, Greg McLean
660. Rope -- 1948, Alfred Hitchcock
659. Sadako vs. Kayako -- 2016, Kôji Shiraishi
658. Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom -- 1975, Pier Paolo Pasolini
657. Santa Sangre -- 1989, Alejandro Jodorowsky
656. Satan's School for Girls -- 1973, David Lowell Rich
655. Scarecrows -- 1988, William Wesley


  • That clip will never, ever get old! Seeing Pieces on here (and immediately thinking of the above clip) (and the girl skateboarding straight into a giant mirror) (and the waterbed murder)...I thought why oh WHY isn't Pieces on my list? It just demonstrates how difficult this process can be, and how all our lists would probably consist of 500 movies if there were no restrictions. The point is, PIECES!
  • Psycho II fucking rules. It should not be as good as it is! The Norman Bates story did not need to continue after the first film! But I'm glad it did because Psycho II is terrific (and Psycho III is terrifically bonkers) (and Psycho IV stars Olivia Hussey). I just hate that not only did Meg Tilly have a terrible time shooting that film (her worst experience, actually), the narrative for years was that she was the problem with her difficult, diva-like behavior, which...well, if there's one thing the last few years have proven, it's that we should always believe reports of "difficult" actresses, right??! 
  • Salò, I say nò nò thank you! Too much for my pansy-ass. 
  • Relic is fantastic, very eerie at times and ultimately very moving. I watched it twice during my 24 hour rental period because I am that cool.
  • I did not know that Alan Ormsby co-directed Popcorn?? I'm learning a lot this year, I love SHOCKtober.

Oct 8, 2020

SHOCKtober: 719-688



I am sure I don't need to tell you at this point: each of the following films received one vote!

719. Mortuary -- 1983, Howard Avedis
718. Mother's Day -- 1980, Charles Kaufman
717. Mr. Boogedy -- 1986, Oz Scott
716. Mr. Vampire -- 1985, Ricky Lau
715. My Soul is Slashed -- 1991, Shûsuke Kaneko
714. Nailbiter -- 2013, Patrick Rea
713. Nekromantik -- 1987, Jörg Buttgereit
712. Next of Kin -- 1982, Tony Williams
711. Night Fare -- 2015, Julien Seri
710. Night of the Demons 2 -- 1994, Brian Trenchard-Smith
709. Night School -- 1981, Ken Hughes
708. Nightmare City -- 1980, Umberto Lenzi
707. Nightmare Man -- 2006, Rolfe Kanefsky
706. November -- 2017, Rainer Sarnet
705. Obsession: A Taste of Fear -- 1988, Piccio Raffanini
704. Oculus -- 2013, Mike Flanagan
703. Offerings -- 1989, Christopher Reynolds
702. Office Killer -- 1997, Cindy Sherman
701. Oldboy -- 2003, Chan-wook Park
700. Otis -- 2008, Tony Krantz
699. Our Paradise -- 2011, Gaël Morel
698. Pandemonium (aka Demons / aka Shura) -- 1971, Toshio Matsumoto
697. Pandorum -- 2009, Christian Alvart
696. Paperhouse -- 1988, Bernard Rose
695. Paranormal Activity 3 -- 2011, Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman
694. Pathology -- 2008, Marc Schölermann
693. Persona -- 1966, Ingmar Bergman
692. Phantasm II -- 1988, Don Coscarelli
691. The Phantom of the Opera -- 1989, Dwight H. Little
690. Phantom of the Paradise -- 1974, Brian De Palma
689. Phantoms -- 1998, Joe Chappelle
688. Picnic at Hanging Rock -- 1975, Peter Weir

  • Only one vote for Picnic at Hanging Rock!! I am stunned, I am shocked, I am stupefied! I also want to live in that movie--falling into a hazy, beautiful dream, finding a big crevice in the rock and disappearing forever sounds so appealing in the face of...everything 2020. 
  • I suppose I don't have room to be stunned, shocked, or stupefied about anything, because I have seen woefully few films on this chunk o' list. I have seen 9 of 32! And here you thought I was cool because I have a blog. Sorry!
  • I have only seen Office Killer once, shortly after it came out on VHS. I really need to see it again because for some reason it didn't really work for me back then, but every time I think about it I think "It's Carol Kane and Cindy Sherman and Todd Haynes, how could you not like it???" Not digging Office Killer seems like not digging, I don't know, air or something.

Oct 7, 2020

SHOCKtober: 752-720




There is no Final Girl, only List!

Each of the following films received one vote.

752. Jennifer -- 1978, Brice Mack
751. John Dies at the End -- 2012, Don Coscarelli
750. Ju-on 2 -- 2003, Takashi Shimizu
749. Killer Party -- 1986, William Fruet
748. King Kong -- 1933, Merian C. Cooper & Ernest B. Schoedsack
747. Kingdom of the Spiders -- 1977, John "Bud" Cardos
746. Klute -- 1971, Alan J. Pakula
745. Knives and Skin -- 2019, Jennifer Reeder
744. La noche del virgen (aka The Night of the Virgin) -- 2016, Roberto San Sebastián
743. Lady in White -- 1988, Frank LaLoggia
742. Lake Bodom -- 2016, Taneli Mustonen
741. Land of the Dead -- 2005, George A. Romero
740. Lasso -- 2017, Evan Cecil
739. Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (aka The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue) -- 1974, Jorge Grau
738. Life -- 2017, Daniel Espinosa
737. Link -- 1986, Richard Franklin
736. Lips of Blood -- 1975, Jean Rollin
735. Little Otik (aka Greedy Guts) -- 2000, Jan Svankmajer
734. Lo -- 2009, Travis Betz
733. Lord of Illusions -- 1995, Clive Barker
732. Lovely Molly -- 2011, Eduardo Sánchez
731. Ma -- 2019, Tate Taylor
730. Madhouse -- 1974, Jim Clark
729. Madman -- 1981, Joe Giannone
728. Magic -- 1978, Richard Attenborough
727. Mama -- 2013, Andy Muschietti
726. Manos: The Hands of Fate -- 1966, Harold P. Warren
725. Mausoleum -- 1983, Michael Dugan
724. Midnight Offerings -- 1981, Rod Holcomb
723. Mimic -- 1997, Guillermo del Toro
722. Monday -- 2000, SABU
721. Monster House -- 2006, Gil Kenan
720. Morgiana -- 1972, Juraj Herz


  • MAU-SO-MOTHERFUCKING-LE-UM! If you've been around these parts for a while, I don't need to tell you about my love for Mausoleum. But maybe you're new, or maybe you don't need to hear about my love for Mausoleum but you want to hear about my love for Mausoleum? Regardless, my love for Mausoleum: it is deep, it is wide, it is true. Neon crypts, corn teeth (my favorite), Marjoe fucking Gorner disco-dancing, a show-stealing LaWanda Page, wanton use of the term "facial fantasy"...Mausoleum has it all and much more. I am so glad to see it here.
  • This chunk o' list is so good! Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, Lovely Molly, Jennifer, KILLER PARTY...there are a lot of my beloveds on display today.
  • There's also some very intriguing films I have yet to see! Morgiana, Monday, and Midnight Offerings, which I have not seen despite the fact that it is a made-for-TV horror movie starring Melissa Sue Anderson, Marion Ross, and Gordon Jump as "Sherm!" What is wrong with me?? (Don't answer that.)
  • I always think Lord of Illusions is a Wes Craven movie but it never is!
  • Klute is today's genre-bending "Wha? Huh?" title, but who cares? If its inclusion here gets someone to watch Klute for the first time, then the whole dang month is worth it. 
  • I cannot let Mama appear on this page and not give a shout out to Hot Topic Jessica Chastain. Hot Topic Jessica Chastain 4ever!