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Sep 13, 2013

awesome movie poster friday - the ARGENTO'S DRACULA 3D edition!

Yes, just one poster in today's Awesome Movie Poster Friday, but boy...ain't she a beaut!


Holy moley, this movie looks like such a total CGI-laden 3D shitshow, and I do not care a whit. Not a single whit! NOT ONE WHIT I SAY. I will watch the fuck out of it after its October 4 release, and I would absolutely hang that poster on my wall because it is a gorgeous illustration and there is a praying mantis in Dracula's hair and there is Asia Argento as Lucy and it is all just lovely.

And lest that poster fool you into thinking it won't be a big steaming pile, here's the trailer to reassure you. I can't wait for this!


8 comments:

David Robson, Proprietor, House of Sparrows said...

FABULOUS

DrunkethWizerd said...

I want this movie inside of me!

Owen said...

Isn't this already available? I watched it on my computer but I don't remember how. My suggestions for viewing are much alcohol and possible cosplay as Dracula, Van Helsing, or Lucy.

CashBailey said...

I saw this movie I think I can safely say that no great director has ever made a worse movie.

Darcy said...

I went to a screening at HorrorHound Weekend, but the disc was corrupted and there was no backup. :(

CashBailey said...

Darcy, I wouldn't necessarily see that as a bad thing.

If you still have an ounce of respect for Argento's legacy you will avoid seeing this as strenuously as possible.

Al Bruno III said...

Dario Argento has broken my heart Fredo style...


:(

CashBailey said...

@Al Bruno III: Time to send Dario out in the boat to go fishing.