First of all, let's get the promo out of the way:
We are on the HOME STRETCH over at The Detective and the Log Lady, the Twin Peaks podcast I'm doing with Mike Muncer of The Evolution of Horror. Can you believe it? Only a wee handful of episodes remaining in The Return and then some wrap-ups and then...I don't even want to think about "and then." Although I will not lie to you, The Return is often rather trying. It's on the upswing for sure, but also I don't want to get my hopes up about any of it. What a journey! Hear all about it at that link or, of course, wherever you get your podcasts.
In other podcastin' news, I recently made a return appearance on The Monday Afternoon Movie with the inimitable Sam Pancake. We dished on the 1970 made-for-TV film Ritual of Evil, starring Louis Jourdan and Anne Baxter, and the entire affair was a delight. Check it out at the link or, you know.
Now then, on to Franchises of the Heart! In which I ask: have you set a course for the Jason Universe? Pardon me, I mean the JASON UN1V3RSE??
Whatever that is. Apparently the lawsuit that I never really understood that blocked all sorts of new Friday the 13th things from happening has been settled, and so now all sorts of new Friday the 13th things will happen? The first of which is the launching of the JASON UN1V3RSE, which comprises one photo of a Greg Nicotero-designed Jason Voorhees. Is it actually a photo? Is it AI? I can't even tell anymore. Regardless, tell your eyes to BLAST OFF into the stars and take a peep:
I have seen many people lamenting his "regular dude" stature and bemoaning the lack of a "Kane Hodder" stature, but as a regular dude Jason enthusiast I think it's just fine. Nothing to really get excited about, nor anything to get all bent about. Call me when he moves!
Speaking of teaching an old slasher new tricks, there is another new Halloween iteration coming!!
Well, this is what I can only assume after noticing the pattern established by my handy "Halloweens per Pope" charts. I initially made this to reap some sweet sweet SEO rewards (don't ask me how I'll benefit or what that even means, really), but I thought of it too late and now Pope Fever seems to be dying down. However! I was shocked--SHOCKED--by these charts and at the risk of sounding like Laurie Strode of Arc or something, obviously it has been ordained by the great Haddonfield in the sky that a New Pope means a new era for Michael Myers. To wit:
HALLOWEENS PER POPE
SEE??! It's practically a guarantee. So at some point in the near future when everyone is arguing over the look of the new AI Michael Myers and saying "MORE Halloween? I thought David Gordon Green killed that shit off!", remember that you heard it here first.
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Inspired by today's episode (for which I'm only half-way through), I wanted to share the best sight gag ever. Picture the unwritten scene that must have happened:
Jim Belushi: Thank you for everything, Dougie! What gift can we give Sonny Jim?
Dougie: [repeating] .... Sonny Jim?
Jim Belushi: [hears "sunny gym"; buys a gym set with spotlights]
OH ALSO.
Mike would have never clocked this because he's too young and too British, but the neighbor who stuck her head out the apartment door when Becky was shooting up the other apartment door was none other than your Cruise Director LAUREN TEWES.
I thought you would relish that tidbit.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????? HOW DID I NOT CATCH THAT! YES I AM YELLING!!
Oh man that would have been a seven minute exchange
Stacie, you'll hear this a million times, but once you do a rewatch of THE RETURN and you can watch it in blocks of two or three episodes at a go the whole thing flows SO MUCH smoother. Yes, even the Dougie stuff.
And you absolutely MUST read Mark Frost's THE FINAL DOSSIER. It fills in almost all of the gaps between S2 and THE RETURN, and it offers a Tammy Preston FAR more competent and impressive than the Lynch version of her.
In fact, a part of me wonders if Frost wrote this after seeing a good chunk of THE RE TURN and thought: "Christ, we better explain some stuff here..."
We are definitely doing an episode The Final Dossier, but I'm not reading any of it until we've finished watching. (I believe we're going to have a mailbag episode wedged between eps on the end of the series and the book.) At this point I'm not expecting a nice, pat conclusion, but yeah, I'm hoping Frost will give me a bit more. The Return is often an exercise in frustration for me, but I'm also looking forward to a rewatch at some point.
And good to know about Tammy Preston, honestly! She feels like wasted potential, and even though the character would benefit from different casting, the wasted potential certainly isn't Chrystabell's fault.
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