FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

Jun 18, 2010

awesome movie poster friday - the LINNEA QUIGLEY edition!

They really don't make 'em like Linnea anymore. Ah, the 80s, when a scream queen was a scream queen!

Yes, I know Savage Streets isn't a horror film, but come on- was I not going to include those amazing posters? Especially the one with the title made out of bricks...it's the stuff dreams are made of!

This all makes me want to watch Graduation Day again. Was I too hard on it the first time around? I think maybe yes. Sure, it's terrible, but it's one of those Rumplestiltskin-esque films that's misery to watch but, when you think back on it, becomes the greatest movie ever. I'm thinking of it now and...well, there's Linnea Quigley. And Vanna White and Christopher George. And the football-with-a-sword-attached. And some actress named Patch fucking Mackenzie. And the big scene at the roller rink where people without skates just run around in a circle. Why am I not watching Graduation Day RIGHT NOW??

















Jun 16, 2010

new stuff double feature round-up, woo!

What the WHAT? Two fantastic genre pics coming to actual thee-ay-turs? The place where they sell Sno Caps? I thought such a phenomenon was unpossible, but I was wrong. Eh, it happens.

[REC] 2

I'm a huge, huge, ha-yooooooooge fan of [REC] and as the sequel comes from Jaume Balagueró and Paco Plaza, the men behind the first film, I figured it'd be worth getting all tingly about. Turns out, it's definitely worth getting tingly about- but not only tingly! It's also worth getting zesty and twitchy about. I'll put it this way: [REC] 2 kicks so much ass that it kicks all the ass.

Picking up 15 minutes after the events of the first film, [REC] 2 features a SWAT team and a shady government official heading into the quarantined apartment building that's chock full of virus-riddled zombie-types. As they figure out what's going on, we figure out what's going on- that's right, [REC] 2 answers all your questions. What exactly is plaguing these victims? You'll find out. What happened to Angela Vidal, the plucky reporter from the first film? You'll find out. It's, you know, satisfying that way.

It's shot P.O.V.-style, much like [REC]. However, whereas that film was largely one camera and point of view, part 2 mixes it up with SWAT helmet cams, camcorders, and footage from part 1. I was struck by the innovation at work here- I honestly didn't think there was that much more that could be done to make P.O.V. horror feel fresh again, but I guess I was wrong. I hang my head in shame! It may not be quite as scary as the first film- some of the attack sequences get a bit repetitive- but really, that's akin to saying that chocolate chip ice cream isn't quite as awesome as mint chocolate chip ice cream. It's a difference in frights that's barely discernable. If you liked [REC] in the least, there's no reason why you wouldn't like this sequel just as much...unless, perhaps, your brain falls out of your ear hole on your way to the theater. [REC] 2 will get a limited theatrical run next month, so go go go GO. GO.

Centurion

Writer/director Neil Marshall is a bit of a gift to genre fans. Since 2002's Dog Soldiers, he's developed a resume that finds each film to be more ambitious than the last, particularly in terms of scale. Cast sizes and set pieces in films such as Doomsday and Centurion have increased vastly over earlier efforts such as The Descent, but whether it's got a cast of 6 or 600, each movie still feels distinctively Neil Marshall. He's one of the few modern horror directors who's developing a syle to his work that's deeper than, say, the superficial music video-style editing techniques utilized by so many of his peers. He's more like John Carpenter- no matter the genre of the film, be it post-apocalyptic action, monster-driven horror, or historical thriller, there's a sensibility to his work that's distinctively his own. The fact that he has flitted between genres and varied the scope of his work indicates, to me anyway, a real love of film. It's as if each idea stems from the simple desire to make a movie of a specific type- like, he loves flicks like Mad Max, so he made Doomsday. Maybe I'm projecting because I'm a fan, I don't know...but his work seems to come from a purer, more old-school place than simply jumping into the machine that turns out shit like the Platinum Dunes movies.

Centurion takes us back to the 2nd century as the Romans attempt to conquer all of Britain. Roman soldiers find themselves deep behind enemy lines, pursued by Pict tribesmen who refuse to give up their land. As the number of Romans rapidly decreaes, a small band led by Quintas Dias (Michael Fassbender) attempts to retreat, but they're relentlessly pursued by a group of Pict warriors, including the fierce (and beautiful, duh) tracker Etain (Olga Kurylenko).

The landscapes are both bleak and beautiful, from the misty forests to the frigid mountaintops. Sure, you could create a Centurion drinking game based on the number of sequences where the camera sweeps up and over a vista as a line of people runs across a crest, but it's relentlessly gorgeous so who cares? All the aspects you've come to expect from a Neil Marshall film are here, from the action to the touches of humor to the gore, the blood, the gory blood, and the bloody gore. Centurion is damn entertaining, plain and simple- and yet again, I'm anxiously awaiting Marshall's next effort. Check it out this August. CHECK IT OUT I SAY.

get ready to LISTEN!

Tonight on The Scare-ening, it's The Return of Joe Bob Briggs! That's right- we've had him on before and now we're having him on again because he's so effing awesome. Call in with a question, unless it's stupid. Call in to tell him how cool he is! He's a smart, funny guy who knows more about horror movies than all of us combined, so GET READY for 8pm PST. And then...you know, listen and stuff.

Jun 10, 2010

hey bob-a-ree-bobs!

Sorry things are a little light this week, but I've got my head wrapped around this. But come Monday that'll be finished and I'll be back in Final Girl's ever-lovin' arms for good! And next week will be truly jam-packed: I've got reviews planned for stuff new and old, such as [REC]2 (spoiler alert: I loved it), Centurion (spoiler alert: I loved it), Rattlers, Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge, and more more more. I'm also cooking up some sort of 5th Anniversary celebration, so keep that Riunite on ice for me. It's so very nice.

Oh, and if you want to hear some spoiler-filled talk about [REC]2 and Splice (and some not spoiler-filled talk of Centurion), check out last night's episode of The Scare-ening. It'll be just like we're hanging out!

After this post, I'm filled with an almost-overwhelming urge to watch Sleepaway Camp. Arrrgh! "The name is Meg. M-E-G." Ugh, and my beloved Judy. She is a gift that never ever stops giving.


Jun 7, 2010

noteworthy notes!

I find it interesting that books have trailers nowadays. I suppose I could launch into some "Back in my day..."-heavy essay about how, you know, back in my day we used to browse at the library, and if the blurb inside the front cover sounded good, we'd check the hell out of that book. But! There's no use. The times truly are a-changin'...or they've a-changed or what have you, and a books now have trailers with phasers set to ENTICE. One such book is the forthcoming Ancestor, written by Scott Sigler, my old cohort at the defunct AMC Horror Hacker blog. As Scott himself says, the trailer's got "Guns, guys, chicks, blood, monsters, drool, and a bad word. What more could you want?" Check it out!


Ancestor hits stands on June 22.
Every five minutes, a transplant candidate dies while waiting for a compatible heart, a liver, a kidney. Imagine a technology that could provide those life-saving transplant organs for a nominal fee ... and imagine what a company would do to monopolize that technology.

On a remote island in the Canadian Arctic, PJ Colding leads a group of geneticists who have discovered this holy grail of medicine. By reverse-engineering thousands of animal genomes, Colding's team has dialed back the evolutionary clock and re-created the progenitor of all mammals. The method? Illegal. The result? A computer-engineered living creature, an animal whose organs can be implanted in any person, with no chance of transplant rejection.

There's just one problem: these ancestors are not the docile herd animals that Colding's team envisioned. Instead, Colding’s work has given birth to something big, something evil…something very, very hungry.

As creators become prey in the ultimate battle for survival, Colding and the woman he loves must fight to survive — even as government agents close in to shut the project down, and the deep-pocketed company backing this research reveals its own cold-blooded agenda.

ANCESTOR is at once an action-packed tale featuring a host of deadly, hungry critters and a flawed but heroic group of people trying to survive … and a terrifyingly believable exploration of what can happen when hubris, greed, and madness drive scientific experimentation past the brink of reason. Sigler takes us on the ultimate thrill ride — you’ll be looking over your shoulder long after you’re done reading, just in case.
If you've read Scott's AMC column and/or either of his previous novels (Infected and Contagious), then you know that he kind of, sort of knows what he's doing. By "he kind of, sort of knows what he's doing", I mean that he writes things you don't want to stop reading- which is essential in the world of the horror novel.


In film festival news, June 11 marks the day of Fears for Queers, a GLBT horror film fest taking place in Addison, Texas. Lots of good stuff on the roster- including A Far Cry from Home, written/directed by and starring the inimitable Alan Rowe Kelly. My short film Taste of Flesh, Taste of Fear is also in the lineup. Annnnnd, half of the profits are going to benefit Youth First Texas. So go go go!


In other film festivals that are showing Taste of Flesh news, the 2010 premiere of the Viscera Film Festival approacheth (July 17th!!), and you (yes, even you) can help out by becoming a sponsor. Here be the skinny:

What you do:

Donate any amount from $1.00-$99.00.

What the Festival does for you:

List your name/Company’s name on the Viscera Festival Website.
Project your name/Company’s name on the big screen.
Hand out any of your promotional material.

What it means:

Your donation of even $1 will help to pay the expenses of the theater, bloody carpet, backdrop, video/photography services, catering, and the organization of the Festival. We believe that women are truly coming together in one of the most difficult industries to break into today. Any donation will help to serve that purpose!

How to do it:

Click the Paypal button you'll find HERE, or send a check/money order to the address located on the same page. Easy, breezy, et cetera.

The festival is going to be six whopping hours of horror films directed by women. Check out this guest list of speakers, presenters, and...guests:

- Brea Grant (Halloween II, Heroes)
- Cerina Vincent (Cabin Fever)
- Amber Benson (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
- Juliet Landau (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
- Guinevere Turner (American Psycho)
- Felissa Rose (Sleepaway Camp)
- Mary Lambert (Pet Sematary)
- Jessica Harper (Suspiria) (yes, I just said Jessica Harper from Suspiria)
- Alison Anders (Gas, Food, Lodging)

...and more to come. What the WHAT! Unbelievable. Shannon Lark at The Chainsaw Mafia and Heidi Martinuzzi of Pretty/Scary are workin' hard to make this festival supreme; you can help, too, and get your company/website name in front of many eyeballs.

"Festival supreme" sounds delicious, by the way.

Jun 4, 2010

stuff to read!

Over at Slammed & Damned, the inimitable Theron Neel has posted a little piece about a short film called Itch- a short film that I'm totally directing, woo! I'm really excited about it- and nervous, and...well, go read his post and you'll see why.

Over at AMC, I've got a l'il list about Quentin Tarantino. I like his stuff.

Over at Space Girls HQ, I posted a killer piece of Space Girls art by Renae DeLiz. Did you watch episode 2 yet? Please do! Spread the word!

Over at...over at...eh, that's all I've got.

Who's going to see Splice? Plenty of writers I adore really dug it, so don't necessarily take my negative word for it. Go! Get out of the house! Have some Sno-Caps! Watch the type of horror movie that's becoming increasingly difficult to see in theaters!

Meanwhile, I'll be doing something that I wish was as cool as this:

awesome movie poster friday - the CELEBRATION edition!

"Celebration"? A celebration of what?

Hold on and I'll tell you, geez. One week from today marks the 5th birthday of Final Girl. I've got some shenanigans planned, don't worry- although you'll have to supply your own Riunite. I'm starting a bit early, though; this week I've posting my very favorite awesome movies posters from the Awesome Movie Poster Friday archives. I went allllll the way back to AMPF #1 (August 2007- holy crapping crap) and grabbed the various posters that give me a knee-jerk "ME LIKE" reaction.

It has nothing to do with the movies themselves- it's all about the poster art. As to why I chose these, well...some are enticing- you know, suiting their purpose and intriguing me enough to want to see the film. Some are a bit terrifying. Some of them have design that speaks to my brain on some satisfying, primal level. Some of them simply have beautiful art. And for some of them, I'm gonna bust out the style of critique that's stomped on the moment one walks into art school: I dunno, I just like it. I'd put any of these on my wall- actually, one of them is hanging up now.