- Deadly Eyes rules my world! I would be perfectly happy watching those dachshunds-in-rat-costumes run up and down tunnels all day every day forever.
- Death Spa is so much fun. Maybe you haven't seen it for a while, or maybe you've never seen it at all...no matter your current relationship with Death Spa, please consider making it a part of your SHOCKtober 2024 rotation, thank you.
- I had never heard of Dark Mirror before someone included it on their list, and when I read the description of it they included I gasped. Made for TV? 1984? Jane Seymour as twins (one of whom is evil, natch)? How has this not been integral to my life since...1984, I guess? Do I even deserve to have a horror blog??
- A reader on Delicatessen: "Who knew dread, cannibalism, and apocalypse could be this funny?"
- I need to rewatch Dead End, it's been many a hot minute and in my memories at least it's a little gem. And who doesn't need more Ray Wise in their watchings?
- It's a bit shocking that Snyder's Dawn of the Dead only got one vote. It's always had a pretty good showing--in 2020 it received seven votes and in earlier SHOCKtobers it got even more. Hmm! I'd like to see what the faves list looks like ten years from now--tastes and trends fluctuate of course, but there's just so much damn horror coming out every single minute and viewing habits / methods have drastically changed since I started doing this...how will the beloveds and classiques hold up in the future?
Oct 13, 2024
SHOCKtober: 480-453
Oct 12, 2024
SHOCKtober: 508-481
Soon...soon we will be in the land of the films that received more than one vote. But today we've got more films that received one vote each! Incredible.
508. From Dusk Till Dawn -- 1996, Robert Rodriguez- Frogs, baby, Frogs! It is just the best. I'm still undecided if I'll be posting my list this year, but if I do...spoiler alert, Frogs'll be on it.
- I watched FleshEater for the first time last year thanks to its appearance on an earlier SHOCKtober list and I will forever be grateful for it.
- Two films from Lucile Hadzihalilovic in this chunk, and they weren't submitted by the same person. Obviously I need to get with it and check out her work.
- A reader on Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell: "Hammer's last Frankenstein movie feels like a cramped and weary performance of a dead ritual for the ritual's sake. I think it's more horrifying and more poignant than anything else the studio produced."
- *pushes up glasses* Shouldn't Eight Legged Freaks be Eight-Legged Freaks as it's about spiders and not eight freaks with legs?
- The synopsis for Footprints on the Moon makes it sound cool and maybe somewhere on the Messiah of Evil vibe spectrum...that could prove wrong in the end but I want to give it a go.
- Exhibit A is a pretty good (and oft overlooked) found footage film. Loved the performances and the surprise wee bit of...YOU KNOW.
Oct 11, 2024
SHOCKtober: 536-509
- I feel like someday the dam in my mind will burst and I will fully embrace the WTFery of Ghosts of Mars. Today is not that day! But someday.
- My affection for House on Haunted Hill will never wane. Kind of strange to have such a personal attachment to it, but hey. It's also wild that it came out *~* last century *~*
- Someday I will do...something to tackle all of the Howling films as I've only seen the first and I am so very curious about the others. I mean, The Marsupials? Your Sister is a Werewolf? Hard to believe I've never engaged. Today is not that day! But someday.
- A reader on Halloween II: "Much of Rob Zombie’s work, including his first Halloween, falls into the genre-spanning category of Ugly People Doing Ugly Things. There’s some of that here, but for me this movie plays like fucked up but sincerely felt fanfiction based on the 1978 movie. And the atmosphere Zombie creates really feels like Halloween (much more than something like Trick 'r Treat does, for example). I think this is the second-best film in the whole franchise."
- Am I the only person who had no idea that Gretel & Hansel is an Osgood Perkins film? I haven't seen it, but still.
- Forever "heck yeah" to Humongous, Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte, Home for the Holidays!
- And Housebound!
- And Funeral Home!
- And...I will stop here because otherwise I'll be heck yeahing forever.
Oct 10, 2024
Chilling Classics Cthursday: THE REVENGE OF DR. X (1967)
The last thing I expected to happen whilst watching the 1967 film The Revenge of Dr. X is that I'd quickly begin asking myself some of life's deepest, most philosophical questions. You know, stuff like "Would it be better to be dead than to have to watch this movie?" and that sort of thing.
Mind you, it didn't start that way. In fact, when I read the synopsis on the cardboard Chilling Classics sleeve, I was immediately looking forward to it as it sounded like it might be "fun."
A NASA scientist is ordered to take a vacation due to showing signs of stress whiule working on his latest missile project. Traveling to Japan, the scientist decides to indulge in his botany hobby and begins experimenting on a Venus Flytrap he brought along on the trip. Using radical techniques and falling into madness, the scientist eventually creates a plant creature that feeds on flesh and blood, which then sets off to find food in the form of the people of a nearby community.
See? "Fun," right? And technically, the description is totally accurate. But descriptions and descriptions realized can often be leagues apart, and in the case of The Revenge of Dr. X, there are leagues and leagues and leagues separating the two. I think I knew this the moment the title screen appeared, when I immediately had what was a decidedly sinking feeling:
On the bright side (???) of things, the opening credits are actually for another film entirely: a 1969 Philippine film called The Mad Doctor of Blood Island. None of the actors in the credits are in the movie that follows. In fact, the film I watched has such a convoluted shit-show of a history that it took a while to figure out exactly which film I watched. It's sometimes called Venus Flytrap, it's sometimes called Body of the Prey, sometimes The Devil's Garden. The release year might be 1967 or perhaps 1970. It's purported to be based on a lost Ed Wood story, and whether that's true or not the very idea that it might be ought to give you a clue about the nature of this thing.
Of course, none of that would matter a lick if this movie was enjoyable to watch and not a turgid plod. I could easily get over the lack of any revenge or any doctors X if it wasn't about 3 minutes of good stuff trapped within 94 minutes of dullness so dull that again, left me wondering if I'd be better off dead than trying to get through it.
The soundtrack, if such a term even applies, is library stock music trash. One moment it's Bach's Toccata and Fugue (you know, the classic Dracula's castle organ shit), then we get ten minutes of xylophone madness followed by some of the worst stereotypical "Japanese" music imaginable followed by a toddler day care marching band. It's all over the place, and the place is hell.
But the stock footage isn't restricted to your ear holes! There is plenty for your eyes to feast on, including NASA mission control and the same footage of a rocket blasting off that MTV started with and used forever. Hey man, don't get me wrong--stock footage can be cheeky fun! And this is, for about five seconds.
I was rather surprised to find that our leading man James Craig had a lengthy career and massive filmography (dating back to the 1930s) because as Dr. X Bragan he delivers one of the worst performances I can recall. He's boorish, shouting virtually every line and often facing away from the camera completely. The "madness" he supposedly descends into doesn't feel any different than his days in the office at NASA. Maybe I'm missing the point and it's a brilliant performance showing that stress is stress and it's all the same, no matter if you're talking about rockets in Florida or plants in Japan. Yeah, that must be it! At any rate, the most positive things I can say about him are 1) he kind of looks like the guy at the office you think looks like a Silly Putty Clark Gable, and 2) his voice sorta reminded me of Charles Napier, whom I love.
A fucking hour into this padded-as-no one's-business crap we get the world's saddest attempt at a Frankenstein lab scene, complete with a "lightning" storm, an open roof, a body-hoisting, and the best thing about it, a couple of bzzt bzzt machines.
Bragan has been trying to prove that all human life originated with plants, and to do this he splices a Venus Flytrap with some deep sea plant that is only a deep sea plant so the movie can work in a scene with some topless ladydivers. Say what you will about Bragan's ideas/methods/everything, he does create a plant creature that we finally get to see after the hour mark comes and goes, taking all of our joy and hopes and dreams with it. The plant monster has giant Venus Flytraps for hands and feet, and it kind of waves its arms around sometimes and makes weird noises.
This movie, whatever it's called, was distributed by Japan's Toei Company, so a dude standing there in a bad costume waving his arms around sometimes isn't completely unexpected. But even so, it's bottom of the bottomest-barrel stuff. I will say that the plant creature accounts for about two minutes and fifty seconds' worth of the three minutes of fun in this disaster. The other ten seconds belongs to one of the shots near the very end, which is a goat standing on what is supposed to be the edge of a volcano.
As you can tell from all the screencaps, especially the color of the sky in that last one, this movie lingers in the depths of public domain heck, which is how it ended up one of the worst offerings in the Mill Creek Entertainment 50 Movie Pack Chilling Classics 12-DVD Collection. (Honestly, typing out her full name gives me more happiness than this film did.) I'd say it's theeeee worst offering in there, but hey, I've still got like 15 movies to go. Chin up, kids, this could very well just be the worst Chilling Classics Cthursday so far!
SHOCKtober: 564-537
I thought it'd be fun today and mix things up a bit by presenting the world with a bunch of readers' favorite horror movies that received one vote each.
Hmm? That's what we've been doing for ten days now, you say? Well then, let's have fun with business as usual, shall we?
564. Karishika -- 1998, Christian Onu- That screencap is what comes to mind when I think of Jaws 3-D, so thank you voting reader and thank you Jaws 3-D.
- I spent every day during SHOCKtober 2023 reviewing movies I'd never seen from the 2020 list of readers' favorites and a couple of those are on today's chunk: In Fabric and Images. I really loved both of them, so clearly you guys have great taste and I will probably be doing that review your faves thing again in the future.
- I am on the floor gasping for air shocked that Ju-on only received one vote! But at least it hits hard for that one reader: "Even thinking about it I will probably have nightmares tonight."
- I said it in 2020 and I'll say it again: one time a friend of mine mistakenly called In the Mouth of Madness "A Mouthful of Madness" and I just love that.
- This is the first time I have heard Juice referred to as a horror movie, though I've never seen it. And besides, we play fast and loose with those genre boundaries during SHOCKtober so there!
- Also Karishika is a Nigerian horror film and bless this list because I'm not sure how else I ever would have come across it.
- Infested is apparently a French film about spiders; that alone was enough to get me wanting to check it out, but I doubly want to check it out because the French title is Vermines and again, I just love that.
- I reviewed Jakob's Wife for Rue Morgue and it's pretty fun! Barbara Crampton really has the time of her life in it, so it's worth a watch for that alone.
Oct 9, 2024
SHOCKtober: 592-565
So many one-vote-each perfect movies on today's chunk o' list that my pants are completely full. Of what, exactly, I leave to your imagination.
592. Mansion of the Doomed -- 1976, Michael Pataki- How do I love Lady in a Cage? I would say "let me count the ways" but honestly, counting to infinity would not be enough. It is batshit in all the right ways and whether you've seen it or not, you should watch it. You deserve a treat! Sayeth one reader (who obviously has exquisite taste!): "Maybe the best home invasion ever, I feel so guilty about having eyes that let me see how sexy James Caan is here because that young man is no good." Here, just for you, reader, and all you beefcake enjoyers:
- I somehow have never seen Maniac Cop, but I have seen Psycho Cop. Does that count? (And yes, that is just another scintillating tale from your friendly (?) neighborhood Final Girl.)
- Please note, the reader who submitted Lord of Illusions meant the Director's Cut of the film!
- A reader on Love Massacre: "Like a Rothko/Donald Cammell love child. Desperately needs a restoration, but even the YouTube copy with hard to read subs delivers. The cut from the opening scene to the title card kicks so much ass."
- I don't know about you, but I'm waiting for the day some thinkpiece when one of the kids these days discovers Lifeforce.
- The reader who submitted La tentación pointed me to its poster and for that alone I am eternally grateful. The movie also sounds like a horny-trashy-homoerotic(y) bonanza, so there you go!
- I am sure I do not need to tell you how I feel about Kingdom of the Spiders at this point! But I've never mentioned how I feel about Killer Bees. However, given that it's directed by Curtis Harrington and it's made-for-TV and it features Kate Jackson...OH AND GLORIA SWANSON AND THE TITULAR KILLER BEES, I'm sure you can accurately guess how I feel about it. Kino Lorber, if you're listening, where is the Blu-ray??
- Love to see love for Kolobos. Another movie I could have sworn I reviewed around here, and yet nada. What is happening? Is there some alternate universe Final Girl where all this missing reviews exist and I keep switching between the two? Probably. Anyway, check out Kolobos why don'tcha?
Oct 8, 2024
SHOCKtober: 620-593
Ah, dippin' into the 500s today...still so many movies to go. The first time I did this I thought there'd be, like, 125 movies on the list. The lesson here is, I'm a moron. But we all knew that, so let's just get to today's films, each of which received one vote.
620. Prometheus -- 2012, Ridley Scott- PIRANHA RULES, THE END
- You know what, Prometheus gets a bad rap but that one reader and I don't care! I went to see it in the theatre with my parents (which I had not done since I was a child, literally) and it was fun and I live for those spacesuits. So sue me!
- Mausoleum, hooo, now we're talking. A nonsensical good time featuring not only corn teeth but also my man Marjoe. Has any movie ever given us more?
- A reader on Mary Reilly:
There are a whole series of movies that came out when I was 15/16 between 1996-1997 that were so weird and I was so obsessed. I'm sure they have turned me into the strange person I am now. I was going through a John Malkovich phase and he stomped a child. What joy. There is also a scene where they skin an eel. I've never recovered and just googled if it was real or not.
First of all, I love that they leave us hanging about the eel. Also, this anecdote sums up rather well why it's so much more interesting for y'all to submit your favorites instead of whatever you think is "best," even if there is sometimes overlap.
- I could have sworn that I wrote some kind of review or something about Next of Kin, because I watched it for the first time a couple of years ago and I loved it loved it loved it. But I am coming up blank! Oh well, I'm sure it was just way too many words to say "I love Next of Kin, you should check it out."
- Not sure how it is that I was so excited when the MaXXXine stinger happened after the credits of Pearl and I was so excited and couldn't wait to see it, and yet here I am now, still not having seen it? Hmm, I contain multitudes I guess.
Oct 7, 2024
SHOCKtober: 648-621
- Heck yeah, Safe! Love seeing it here. This kinda showing is why this list is the best and Final Girl readers rule.
- YES Saint Drogo had six directors!
- I love Shock so much. A li'l possession, a li'l haunted house, a li'l mystery, a lotta Daria Nicolodi, and that incredible jump scare.
- It occurs to me that I've never actually seen Scream and Scream Again. But I have seen And Now the Screaming Starts. Not that that matters, I'm just saying because my mind sort of conflates and/or confuses the two.
- Speaking of scream(ing)...we go from Scream 3 to Scream VI. The series swaps between Arabic and Roman numerals, just like the Friday the 13th series does. Wow, Scream really is meta!
- A reader on Return to Oz: "I genuinely think seeing this as a child was my gateway into horror." They may be the lone voter, but I bet they're not the only one who feels that way about this movie.
- R-Point kinda got lost in amongst all the other great Korean offerings during the mid-aughties "Tartan Asia Extreme" wave, which is too bad because it's so good.
- A reader on [REC] 2: "The first one is obviously better but this one doesn't get enough love because it's sillier (but just as fun)." You know what? I agree. I think this would have been better received if it didn't have the burden of following The Adventures of Pulitzer-Prize-Winning-Reporter and All-Around Hero Ángela Vidal. And yes, that is [REC]'s Christian name. Heck, I'll even go to bat for [REC] 3: Genesis, which is also a lot of fun. [REC] 4: Apocalypse though...(Mariah Carey voice) I don't know her. Although now that I say that, I kind of want to revisit it...? That's the power of Ángela Vidal, baby!
Oct 6, 2024
SHOCKtober: 676-649
I don't know about you, but my list of "aw man I gotta check that out" movies is growing day by day thanks to some of y'allses faves. When the month is all said and done, I'll make the entire list available for download in a handy PDF or something. And then who among you will watch one of the listed films every day for the next 2+ years?
Well, that is then. Now is all about the following movies, which received one vote each.
676. Terminator 2: Judgment Day -- 1991, James Cameron- I'm sorry, did I write that Stay Alive is a movie that got one vote? I meant to write that it is the number one movie! I will someday release a 600-page tome about how it is the best; If you do not feel like waiting for that day, you can read that back issue of Rue Morgue where I wrote about it. I will never stop loving it!
- Am I the only person in the world who didn't know that Wentworth Miller wrote Stoker?
- Stigmata ranked #666 is unintended perfection.
- A reader on Speak No Evil: "From the moment the car pulls into the driveway of Patrick and Karin, with the accompanying musical sting, I was hooked. This story ratchets up so quickly and while you might be screaming at the screen at Bjorn and Louise’s sometimes inexplicable choices, anyone who has ever felt bound by social constraints of being polite, of being nice despite their own discomfort, will understand this film. An instant classic for me."
- How have I never even heard of Silent Madness? (I mean, I guess the madness is silent, so...) 1984? The Devil's Daughter's Belinda Montgomery? Viveca Lindfors?? I need to get out from under this rock!
- Slash/Back is terrific, a kind of Kidz Bop The Thing centered on a severely underrepresented location and demographic. It's for everyone, but it's especially recommended if you've got horror kids who need something to watch.
- I am going to make it a point to finally watch Symptoms some time this month. And to rewatch Tales from the Crypt; Just thinking about the Joan Collins segment and corpse Peter Cushing's corn teeth really sends me. And Summer of Fear, too. I really can't believe I've never seen it. See? The "aw man I gotta check that out" just won't stop growing.
Oct 5, 2024
SHOCKtober: 704-677
- I've never actually seen The Curse of Frankenstein, but Christopher Lee as The Creature is iconic. That Famous Monsters cover in particular is burned into my brain, either because Final Mom (a certified Christopher Lee stan) had it or because it was advertised in another issue we had lying around the house. It cannot be overstated how much growing up with easy access to issues of both Famous Monsters and Fangoria played into making me who I am today. It cannot be overstated! So don't ask me to overstate it.
- I am going to resist the urge to go on a big tear about all the magazines of my yoot, the horror mags and the teen mags with posters and pinups and the music mags and of course Mad Magazine. And extra of course the Lillian Vernon catalogues and Parade Magazine at gramma's house. See? I'm resisting.
- I'm kind of surprised that the Conjuring films don't get a lot of love in the list?
- A reader on Texas Chainsaw Massacre: "I may be utterly alone in this, but I think it's a solid film with good performances. It's not the original, but it's a damn sight better than many reboots. And I liked Mark Burnham's performance as Leatherface. He has an imposing stillness mixed with a volcanic rage. Plus, there is an actual massacre, with a chainsaw."
- You may be alone in the list, reader, but I see you! To my great GREAT surprise, I actually loved Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I thought it was an absolute blast, just a dumb, gory good time. And I honestly dug what it did with Sally Hardesty (until it did her very, very wrong).
- I love The Children! What a mean movie. (I say that with total heart eyes.)
- A reader on The Bermuda Depths: "Another of my 70s crushes was Leigh McCloskey, who stars here with Connie Sellecca and Carl Weathers in a sort of Jaws/Godzilla rip-off. Despite the subject matter, this one had a surprisingly haunting tone and I remember it leaving me feeling sort of melancholy when it ended."
- In some SHOCKtobers past I've sprinkled a couple of special guest Top 20 Faves lists here and there; Well spoiler alert, that isn't happening this year! This is because I was too lazy to do it. However! Fear not, for one enterprising horror blog pal (you guys remember horror blogs?) done went and made a post all about his Top 20: I'm talking about Jay over at The Horror Section. One of his faves is featured in today's list-chunk, so when you're done reading here, why not head over there and check out the rest of his list and what he's got to say about all of it?
- FYI I'm also going to resist the urge to go on a big tear about horror blogs, but let me just say that I love 'em.
Oct 4, 2024
SHOCKtober: 732-705
We are blasting through this list like a...like a...thing that blasts. Listen, I am only half-a-cup of coffee into what is looking to be a way more coffee than that day, okay? My words aren't all here yet! And YES, before you ask, I am drinking pumpkin spice. As expected my body rejects all other flavors during SHOCKtober.
Also as expected, each of the following films received one vote.
732. The Invisible Woman -- 1940, A. Edward Sutherland- Ooooooooohhhh I can feel it! The mere mention of The House by the Cemetery has got me in my Fulci feelings. I'm gonna have to indulge in some weird nonsensical gross magic soon. Also, Bob kind of looks like all the members of ABBA smushed into one person. Bob? BOB!
- The House That Dripped Blood is such a great title...something about it just stirs up all kinds of monster kid vibes.
- I need to revisit a few movies on this list-chunk: The Devil's Rain and The Final Terror to name a couple. I remember being kind of lukewarm on the former, but it stars Ernest Borgnine, Eddie Albert, and Ida Lupino (amongst a shitton of other names) and there are Satanists and peoples' faces melt off, so I don't know why I wasn't completely in love with it like one reader clearly was.
- Speaking of one reader, here is one reader on The Hourglass Sanitorium: "Very heavy mood, like a nightmare you can't wake up from. Accomplishes horror way better than many genre 'horror' films do."
- I think The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman should get married and have The Invisible Baby <3 <3
- I love The Initiation of Sarah, it's so much fun. And Robert Hays, Morgan Fairchild, Kay Lenz, Shelley Winters, and Tisa Farrow? Please. Flawless. (Also, fun (?) fact: Gaylords of Darkness did a li'l feature on the Arrow Blu-ray of this movie talking about how very delightful (and oft gay) it is. That means you can hear me through your television speakers if that is how you watch Blu-rays.)
- Though it is now 20 years old (dafuq), I have still somehow never seen The Grudge. I know! I've been mulling over doing something about all of those mid-aughties remakes of Asian horror films, but so far I've yet to talk myself into it. I also want to do something with the Ju-on series, at the least finally untangling the actual order of them because man, it might even be more confusing than the order of the Zombie films.
- Oooh! Zombie! There go my Fulci feelings again...
Oct 3, 2024
Chilling Classics Cthursday: SCREAM BLOODY MURDER (1973)
I hesitate to call the 1973 exploitation flick Scream Bloody Murder a gem, but surely it qualifies as at least gem-adjacent. After all, this is a movie in which a young boy runs over and kills his father with a piece of farm equipment, only to promptly fall and lose his hand after being run over by the very same farm equipment...all in the first minute of the movie, before the title pops up.
Okay, yeah, by the end of this post I might just be calling Scream Bloody Murder a straight-up gem.
The young boy in question, Matthew, is promptly sent to an institution run by strict-looking nuns of the Silent Night, Deadly Night variety (as opposed to the fun-having nuns of the Sister Act variety, or the hot nuns of the Whichever Annabelle Movie That Was That Had the Nun In It variety). They replace his missing hand with a hook and eventually send him back home. Everyone in the movie continues to call Matthew a "boy," and he certainly speaks like a boy, but actor Fred Holbert was 28 at the time and looks every year of it. So who's to say what's going on with Matthew? Maybe it's none of my business.
One thing you can say about Matthew with total certainty, however, is that he was and continues to be a stone-cold hater. He hates that while he was away in the institution, his mother met an married a nice man and they sometimes touch each other in their private no-no parts, so he promptly kills his new stepfather and then accidentally kills his mother...all in the first ten minutes of the movie.
Matthew goes on the lam and is picked up by some kind newlyweds. They all stop to frolic in a stream (as you do) and when the newlyweds hug...well, you might figure out where this is going. That's right, Matthew is not just any hater, he is a sex hater who has tasked himself with "saving" women from the gross advances of men, whether the women enjoy said advances or not. He kills the men and he's plagued by weird visions of his dead mother Daisy, so then he kills the women, too. A Hater and a Killer: The Matthew Story.
Matthew goes on the lam 2.0 and ends up in Venice, where he meets a cool artist-prostitute named Vera, and well, you might figure out where this is going.
Vera is super chill, meeting johns in her house to pay the bills so she can spend the rest of her time painting. Matthew immediately becomes attached, and Vera is okay with being friends with him, but she's not interested in being saved: "You stay a nice little boy and I'll stay Vera who throws it down for a couple of bucks."
Again I say: "little boy"? Whatever you say, Scream Bloody Murder!
Matthew isn't happy taking "I'm happy" for an answer, however. He's concocted a wild tale, that he's from a wealthy family and lives near a mansion nearby, where Vera--whom he now calls 'Daisy' after his mother--can live out her artistic dreams without having to do all that gross sex stuff. He murders one of her johns and then sets out to make his wild tale a reality.
There is nobody Matthew won't kill to make this happen: innocents, old women, dogs...anyone that stands in the way of this dream will end up dead. After he clears the house of its rightful owner, Matthew brings Vera over for a visit, one he demands will be permanent. Vera, of course, says no thank you, so as you might expect, Matthew kidnaps her.
She continues to be ungrateful, even when Matthew points out the lengths he goes to to make her happy: "See what I do for you? I get groceries and clothes and art stuff and kill people."
This is the point when Scream Bloody Murder peters out a bit. Vera's tied up, and we get all the standard someone's being held captive sequences: the foiled escape attempts, the missed phone call, the missed visiting neighbor, and so on. One of these sequences features a pre-Tall Man Angus Scrimm, but I'll have to take imdb's word on that one because I didn't recognize him at all.
Then again, I also didn't recognize that the same actress plays Vera and Daisy! In my defense, the print for this film is terrible and at times, faces (and end credits) aren't much more than a smear.
It all picks up again during the climax, which finds Matthew on the lam 3.0, literally running from his demons. It's got a somewhat bonkers end that sorta predicts the end of the 1980 Maniac, though Scream Bloody Murder's finale features 100% more cackling and a score that can only be called "church organ madness."
Like Maniac, Scream Bloody Murder is not as exploitative as you might anticipate. More often than not it's having fun with its premise, which is remarkable because in a parallel universe this movie about a man who murders sex-enjoyers and takes a sex worker captive could be an uncomfortable watch to say the least. Instead, it's got some truly humorous sequences (a montage of one of Matthew's crime sprees is a delight) and Vera is really the rad hero of the hour-and-a-half.
Like I said from the very start, Scream Bloody Murder is a straight-up gem!
SHOCKtober: 760-733
Folks, let me just say that I love the list. I love the list! During submissions month and every day of SHOCKtober proper, I get so pumped for horror movies. I want to watch everything right this minute--all the things I should have seen by now but haven't, the things I've already seen a million times, the things that are completely new to me in every which way...it's just the best. So let's get to today's chunk-o-list and get jazzed, shall we?
Each of the following films received one vote each.760. The Shallows -- 2016, Jaume Collet-Serra
- Just look at that ad. Just look at that cast. Just look at me, sitting here wondering why I've never seen The Midnight Hour when it feels like it was assembled from the magnetic poetry of my mind.
- How is The Lure almost ten years old? What is time? PS if you have never seen the absolute manic delight that is The Lure...stop whatever it is you're doing after reading the rest of this scintillating blog post and go watch The Lure! PLEASE!
- A reader on The Killer Shrews: "No budget, but lots of gumption. Has one jump scare that always gets me."
- This list always gives me big ideas about future SHOCKtobers and non-SHOCKtober events. You know, like "Ooh I should do all Vincent Price movies!" or "Ooh I should do all the Corman Poe movies!" or "Ooh a made-for-TV month!" or "Ooh a black and white month!" or or or.
- Will I ever see The Sadness? I am intrigued but I think it will be too much for me.
- I LOVE THE LEGACY! Yes, I had to shout that. There is just something about it that induces seriously good feelings. I think I saw it on a creature double feature or something when I was a kid and it really got me: the swimming pool scene, the creepy beef jerky fingers reaching out from behind the curtain...the whole thing was eerie English countryside vibes. It's still so good but now, of course, I'm really into the sweaters. And Sam Elliott and Kathryn Ross. And the beef jerky fingers. And, as I wrote once upon a time, all the ways Nurse Adams compares to Rebecca's Mrs Danvers. But did Mrs Danvers ever turn into a cat? NO. Checkmate, Daphne DuMaurier. The Legacy rules.
Oct 2, 2024
SHOCKtober: 788-761
- Ooh Tombs of the Blind Dead! I...haven't seen it. But I have seen the third Blind Dead film, The Ghost Galleon, and lawdy I loved it. The aesthetics (and the gay) are right up my alley, and after seeing The Ghost Galleon I immediately wanted to inject all those shuffling, crusty Knights Templar films into my eyeballs. So why haven't I? Because I am waiting for the world to grace us with a Blu-ray box set. Has it been announced or even hinted at? No. But I have convinced myself that it will come to fruition one day, so I wait. It just makes sense, right? That DVD box set in the coffin-shaped package is long out of print. The movies seem scattered amongst different distributors and a couple have gotten modern-day releases. Anyone who is reading my Chilling Classics Cthursday series knows that pretty much every garbage movie has been reissued in like 10000k. So where are my Blind Deads in a box? WHERE? I'M WAITING.
- Thank you for letting me get my Tombs of the Blind Dead feelings out.
- Hey, The Uncanny! I just mentioned that yesterday. What a world.
- A reader on The Thing That Couldn't Die: "Taut little potboiler has more simmering under the surface than simply a disembodied head trying to find its body."
- The Victim is terrific: A made-for-TV film starring Elizabeth Montgomery, what more could you ask for?
- BESIDES A TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD BOX SET I MEAN
- Some of you imposed a ruleset on your submitted list: no "classics," all made-for-TV, that kind of thing. One reader included a shitton of Mexican horror films to get them some representation; I'd only seen a couple of them but they all sound intriguing and I'm fixin' to dive in. (Everybody knows that Mexican horror from all eras is lit and legit.) A couple of those titles appear in today's chunk o' list, so I guess it's time to start my homework.