Some years back, I had a basement apartment in a big, huge house in Connecticut. For a few consecutive days, I noticed that my cat had been ...

No, no, don't get excited. I'm not talking about the old Ratt song. Tonight I finally saw Ring 2 , despite hearing but nothing but ...

OK, this is my last post for the Friday the 13th Marathon . If by some chance you're just starting to read, you might want to scroll al...

Jason X A little story: when this movie came out a few years ago, my friend Scott bought a bootleg VHS copy on the street in Chinatown. One...

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday You've gotta be kidding me. You've gotta be fucking kidding me. THIS is the way this franchise ...

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan OK, who's friggin' idea was this movie? My god. This was the last F13 I saw in a theatre, back in...

Part VII: The New Blood , blood. Whazza? Whazza? What-oh yeah. Just finished Jason vs Carrie . Actually, while that does kinda describe ...

Part VI- Jason Lives Just so you know, this 1986 effort is not to be confused with Jason's 1976 double live album, Jason Comes Alive! . ...

Part V: A New Beginning Oh, my. Oh, my, my, my. Well, this one is the Halloween 3 of the series, isn't it? The one that doesn't ...

Part IV: The Final Chapter- the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since "The Neverending Story" Wow, 4 movies in 4 years...

Part III- 3 Dimensions of Meh OK, you know how just a little while ago I complained that there's no satisfying resolution to Part II? ...

Part II: Baghead This one begins in the apartment of Alice, the heroine of part I. After finding the shrivelling head of Mrs. Voorhees in h...

Part 1: The Boy in the Lake You know what? This movie still holds up. Before Friday the 13th became a hydra of a franchise, before Jason...

It's here! My big day- the Friday the 13th marathon. I've got a stack of 11 movies sittin' over yonder, and I'm gonna do...

I've had the old Visage song "Fade to Grey" stuck in my head for two days now, ever since the 1980 movie Fade to Black arriv...

Let's get this outta the way right up front: the title of today's entry has little to nothing to do with today's movie. It just ...

Just imagine for a moment, if you will...imagine what would've resulted if Irwin Allen (director of such big budget, celebrity-riddled ...

First thing's first, y'all, because I know you're a-wonderin' about the CONTEST. The Miss Final Girl 2005 Sweepstakes Bonanz...

...I had to have a cat put down today and I can't say I really feel like watching a scary movie and trying to think of things to write a...

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