tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post8953147680684914292..comments2024-03-17T11:29:35.743-04:00Comments on Final Girl: SHOCKtober: 282-258Stacie Ponderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-91592912705792722892010-10-20T16:26:29.269-04:002010-10-20T16:26:29.269-04:00I eat at McDonalds maybe once every 2 or 3 years, ...I eat at McDonalds maybe once every 2 or 3 years, but I may hoist a Big Mac in Barry's honor. BTW, I found this site by Googling "diseased piece of waste".dementia13noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-56205991880708101772010-10-20T13:47:45.113-04:002010-10-20T13:47:45.113-04:00I remember Alan Moore once in his "Swamp Thin...I remember Alan Moore once in his "Swamp Thing" comics summed up Motel hell as "A bunch of meat things afraid of what they do to trees every day, now close your eyes and say 'timber.'" Or something like that I'm paraphrasing. <br />The point is the thing that makes it scary (besides chainsaws) is that it is dehumanizing. You aren't you that unique beautiful snowflake. You are just FOOD. A commodity. It doesn't matter if farmer vincent actually believes in cruelty free butchery, he's already taken your most precious possession.<br /><br />Lazarus Lupin<br />http://strangespanner.blogspot.com/<br />art and reviewLazarus Lupinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13498179029332944165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-23082487291174765622010-10-20T13:18:36.780-04:002010-10-20T13:18:36.780-04:00I only started putting testimonials up there after...I only started putting testimonials up there after I got that "diseased piece of waste" one, which I find hilarious...because then, also, I can make the "it's unanimous" joke. I HAD to put Barry's quote in there! Believe me, though, I wouldn't jerk off like that if not for the funny bad stuff.Stacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-44923652214624759282010-10-20T10:35:29.565-04:002010-10-20T10:35:29.565-04:00Nothing to do with the list, but I just noticed th...Nothing to do with the list, but I just noticed the Barry quote in your testimonials section. Ah, Barry.Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-16333697651911798752010-10-20T10:14:13.352-04:002010-10-20T10:14:13.352-04:00LOVE Motel Hell and this reminds me that I should ...LOVE Motel Hell and this reminds me that I should give it another watch.<br /><br />Also, I commend the love for RZ's Halloween. I loved it, and although it didn't make my top 20...House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects did.The Scream Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01134412515279573222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-44310692854960813922010-10-20T08:44:48.364-04:002010-10-20T08:44:48.364-04:00Trouble Every Day and Cure! Yay!Trouble Every Day and Cure! Yay!Codyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02603991988949582045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-68329154865164479842010-10-20T08:20:07.725-04:002010-10-20T08:20:07.725-04:00Motel Hell gets mad props for John Ratzenberger, y...Motel Hell gets mad props for John Ratzenberger, yes Cliff Clavin as a drummer in a rock/punk/whatever band with a mohawk. "It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent Fritters!"digitalddhttp://yahoo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-87741564511535797952010-10-20T03:13:28.775-04:002010-10-20T03:13:28.775-04:00More math horrors Andreas. Spitting The Seventh V...More math horrors Andreas. Spitting The Seventh Victim three ways! (fraction(s)....fuck). I too picked that one, although I could have gone with several Val Lewton productions. The best kind of threesomes are borne out of satanists lurking in the dark.Thomas Dukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00804326045764733280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-33567137103787009792010-10-20T02:56:54.185-04:002010-10-20T02:56:54.185-04:00I didn't vote for The Old Dark House or The Bl...I didn't vote for The Old Dark House or The Black Cat, but I still loves 'em like my own children.<br /><br />And being in a threesome with two other fans of The Seventh Victim makes me so, SO happy. That's just the best kind of threesome.Andreashttp://mendthiscrack.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-31683021797704135962010-10-20T02:02:36.752-04:002010-10-20T02:02:36.752-04:00I just saw "Frontier(s)" for the first t...I just saw "Frontier(s)" for the first time (after I compiled my Top 20 list), and it totally would have made it -- that movie rocked my socks off! Great pick.<br /><br />And for the "Popcorn" love -- sigh. I sincerely thought that when it didn't show up in the one-votes, Stacie had just overlooked it somehow (sorry, Stacie!), but I am thrilled that there are 2 other souls in this world who love that movie like a fat kid loves cake. It is an underrated classic, from the likable Jill Schoelen, the creepy basement scene, a bunch of above-average characters that actually garner some sympathy, and some easy humor to go along with the horror. <br /><br />To those 2 others, as Whitney sang, I will always love you...Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-47975617623930677232010-10-20T01:20:29.729-04:002010-10-20T01:20:29.729-04:00...and Frontier(s) is plural, so that would make i......and Frontier(s) is plural, so that would make it 10, I believe. Or 8, if Zane and Brea have a Master Blaster situation going on (not the game, but the dude(s) from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome). Unless special guests count double (or half). Christ, whoever invented numbers is an asshole. I give up(s) (times infinity).<br /><br />Stacie Ponder makes my head hurt. IN A GOOD WAY! It's a compliment. Really.Thomas Dukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00804326045764733280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-81212043362086279572010-10-20T01:14:52.666-04:002010-10-20T01:14:52.666-04:00The movies in the "special guest" lists ...The movies in the "special guest" lists don't count in the master list because many of them came in past the deadline. So, Frontier(s) got 3 votes PLUS the vote of Zane & Brea, which would be 4 all told. Or 5. <br /><br />Dang, math is hard!Stacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-15008070994784726102010-10-20T00:56:00.411-04:002010-10-20T00:56:00.411-04:00Woohoo! I was hoping one of my 20 would be me and...Woohoo! I was hoping one of my 20 would be me and just one other person. Well, I guess Brea and Zane picked it as well. So does that make it three votes for Frontier(s) or just two? Interesting times.Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-20334342544596186202010-10-19T23:53:34.780-04:002010-10-19T23:53:34.780-04:00Your Fangoria comment made me semi-sad. I loved Fa...Your Fangoria comment made me semi-sad. I loved Fangoria as a youngin' (though to be fair, my youngin days were the 90s, woo 80s child!). I'd love to get the mag now, but I'm just so uninterested in new horror films. If only it were covering films from the 50s-90s. Now there's a Fangoria I'd read.gordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11955994070918697381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-59440308746383740302010-10-19T22:12:08.366-04:002010-10-19T22:12:08.366-04:00Dark Night of the Scarecrow was a runner up for my...Dark Night of the Scarecrow was a runner up for my list, so I should be allowed to at least watch the threesome, assuming one of the three is a hot chick. I promise not to distract the action by making funny noises and/or yelling out Seinfeld quotes.Thomas Dukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00804326045764733280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-24589596708034311182010-10-19T21:50:02.858-04:002010-10-19T21:50:02.858-04:00I never imagined my love for Dark Night Of The Sca...I never imagined my love for Dark Night Of The Scarecrow would result in a threesome. This should be fun. Please contact me so we can set up this magical event as soon as possible.Mikey Saragohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06928178715048836468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-58355616126188338492010-10-19T21:47:18.421-04:002010-10-19T21:47:18.421-04:00I love Motel Hell, but two votes is about right fo...I love <i>Motel Hell</i>, but two votes is about right for it, especially considering some of the movies that only got one vote.<br /><br /><i>Altered States</i> is definitely worth another try; maybe more "interesting" than "exciting", not that that's a negative. Also, it's fun to see John Larroquette and that twerpy guy from <i>A Mighty Wind</i> as young people. It might not hurt to be out of one's gourd, but not from boredom. It has some very trippy sequences.Dementia13noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-31996225213266163532010-10-19T20:04:11.390-04:002010-10-19T20:04:11.390-04:00Whoo Hoo for Messiah Of Evil. First film on my li...Whoo Hoo for Messiah Of Evil. First film on my list to make an appearance.Bryce Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17040954580033470664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-53091296890433430652010-10-19T19:32:48.955-04:002010-10-19T19:32:48.955-04:00Who-hoo! Messiah of Evil threesome! Maybe we can s...Who-hoo! Messiah of Evil threesome! Maybe we can start a coven!<br /><br />I never thought of Altered States as a horror flick, but it makes sense. Anyone remember that old A-Ha video for "Take On Me" that borrowed from the film?<br /><br />Frankenhooker… that creation scene is classic. Very close to Mary Shelley's original intent ;)Nick Mullinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00789470394996541281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-55356509966593987262010-10-19T19:27:59.275-04:002010-10-19T19:27:59.275-04:00Oh, I definitely will- I know I was WAY too young ...Oh, I definitely will- I know I was WAY too young to see it te first time. Some movies are simply not made for a child's attention span (or brain). I mean, at the time, I thought <i>Track of the Moon Beast</i> was the scariest thing ever...Stacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-82034744426305071322010-10-19T19:21:55.269-04:002010-10-19T19:21:55.269-04:00Hey, I like this little slice of list. I remember ...Hey, I like this little slice of list. I remember that Fango cover story on Motel Hell, I watched Dark Night of the Scarecrow on TV when it was originaly broadcast, and I voted for I Spit on Your Grave. I'm not sure if it's horror exactly, but it's a classic. SP, you should really give Altered States a second chance. It's like American Werewolf in London meets Scanners meets The Big Chill...and it's based on a true story!Mike McFarlandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11796508604281204174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-20701243820183618312010-10-19T19:20:06.298-04:002010-10-19T19:20:06.298-04:00Motel Hell and Battle Royale, fuck yeah!Motel Hell and Battle Royale, fuck yeah!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16045762845324520838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-55876698068489967202010-10-19T19:13:42.279-04:002010-10-19T19:13:42.279-04:00That's right Prophecy. A giant melted bear and...That's right <i>Prophecy</i>. A giant melted bear and Armand Assante playing an indian. Me and someone else know class when they see it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-58781175914732655992010-10-19T19:07:39.183-04:002010-10-19T19:07:39.183-04:00Oh, and Dark Night of the Scarecrow TRAUMATIZED ME...Oh, and Dark Night of the Scarecrow TRAUMATIZED ME as a child. I keep thinking I should watch it again now that I'm an adult; it would probably be cheesy & not scare me at all. But it scared and disturbed me SO much at the time I'm too scared to watch it again...LOLjenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18391526703076908960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-65065408447519624162010-10-19T19:01:37.231-04:002010-10-19T19:01:37.231-04:00I can't believe Motel Hell only got two votes!...I can't believe Motel Hell only got two votes! Not that I have a right to say anything; I forgot to send in my list. BUT STILL! loljenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18391526703076908960noreply@blogger.com