tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post672196640772137656..comments2024-03-27T17:57:27.840-04:00Comments on Final Girl: awesome movie poster friday - the SHOCKtober 2010 edition, part one!Stacie Ponderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-63011784994835550322010-10-10T18:26:09.267-04:002010-10-10T18:26:09.267-04:00You know, I was going to punctuate that somehow, b...You know, I was going to punctuate that somehow, but then I figured...eh, it's Sunday. Screw it!Stacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-13166184928045573652010-10-10T18:24:37.428-04:002010-10-10T18:24:37.428-04:00I want to see a poster with the tagline "GASP...I want to see a poster with the tagline "GASP breasts." Any language would be fine!AEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02961200742501382827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-33631108224528610002010-10-10T12:45:29.627-04:002010-10-10T12:45:29.627-04:00What, the cartoon tits? Dude, Final Girl is genera...What, the cartoon tits? Dude, Final Girl is generally NSFW. I label or link to things that are particularly NS, but GASP breasts could appear here at any time. Consider this an eternal NSFW warning. :)Stacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-75941476444616831562010-10-10T00:42:41.521-04:002010-10-10T00:42:41.521-04:00Wow. This is the NSFW edition also. ;)Wow. This is the NSFW edition also. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-28212443555590820852010-10-09T23:09:42.456-04:002010-10-09T23:09:42.456-04:00̄Æ,
You are very welcome. That's why Stacie p...̄Æ,<br /><br />You are very welcome. That's why Stacie pays me the big bucks…Bill Walshnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-709431923451784632010-10-09T17:40:26.795-04:002010-10-09T17:40:26.795-04:00Nothing like ritual murder and rape to paralyze a ...Nothing like ritual murder and rape to paralyze a whole country! Thanks, Bill. I always wonder what the taglines say and then you're always here in the comments to tell me!AEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02961200742501382827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-86637736566306485872010-10-09T05:18:54.417-04:002010-10-09T05:18:54.417-04:00That's some cool artwork for Andy Warhol's...That's some cool artwork for Andy Warhol's Dracula, the one with Dracula tap dancing on top of an orgy with massive nails & stakes impaling him. Are all those characters really in the film? a live action Mad Monster Party, or did the artist exaggerate slightly. I guess I'll have to check it out for myself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-48374821729711866502010-10-09T05:08:02.088-04:002010-10-09T05:08:02.088-04:00The Italian 'Village of the Damned' poster...The Italian 'Village of the Damned' poster looks more like the "Village of the Young Klaus Kinskis", which is scary in its own kind of way.Topsyjanehttp://turboknitter.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-11977148691548780172010-10-09T01:38:47.688-04:002010-10-09T01:38:47.688-04:00Ok, mostly all obvious stuff here. I'll not be...Ok, mostly all obvious stuff here. I'll not belabor those.<br /><br />However, it's possible the text on the Swedish version of <i>The Blood on Satan's Claw</i> is the greatest explotiation ad in the history of ever*.<br /><br />It says:<br /><br /><b>The Devil was their lord!<br /><br />Ritual murder and rape paralyzed the whole county!<br /><br />THE DEVIL'S BLOODY CLAW<br /><br />A sexually charged bloody thriller!</b><br /><br />Top that, Corman.<br /><br />The second Swedish one just repeats the last line and adds the nekkid chick for emphasis. In case you didn't get it.<br /><br />The German one says:<br /><br /><i>England's best-selling historical novel is now a major, sensational color film! IN THE CLAWS OF THE WITCH HUNTER.</i><br /><br />See, not in the same league.<br /><br /><i>Mabuse</i> is one of my all-time favorites. Thanks, Stace, for the awesome pics.<br /><br />The Italian Warhol poster is actually a wheezy joke recycled:<br /><br /><i>Dracula seeks the blood of virgins and…dies of thirst!</i><br /><br />The French title for <i>Fade to Black</i> is, weirdly, <i>Black Fondue</i>.<br /><br />Nah, I'm just kidding. It's a literal translation.<br /><br />Spanish <i>Witchfinder General</i> is <i>When the Witches Burn</i>, and the Danish one reads…man, Stacie, you are just on a sleazy Scandinavian imagery run this week:<br /><br /><b>VINCENT PRICE is a symbol of the world's evil as WITCH HUNTER.<br /><br />This color film surpasses all in tension and horror!<br /><br />BANNED IN MOST COUNTRIES!<br /><br />Witchhunters' victims could not withstand the diabolical torture, and were condemned to the flames.</b><br /><br />So there you go. Great stuff, Stacie. Thanks, as ever.<br /><br /><i>*The history of of ever is a registered trademark of Stacie Q. Ponder, all rights reserved. Used by permission.</i>Bill Walshnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-57133730710279206622010-10-08T20:37:39.926-04:002010-10-08T20:37:39.926-04:00I dug the Testatment of Doctor Mabuse. That's...I dug the Testatment of Doctor Mabuse. That's a great movie.matangonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-86074654787645062892010-10-08T18:48:15.129-04:002010-10-08T18:48:15.129-04:00I'm sure whoever voted for it can vouch for it...I'm sure whoever voted for it can vouch for it! :D But really, I've only heard good things about it and I want to check it out myself.Stacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-33463781182194426762010-10-08T16:22:17.450-04:002010-10-08T16:22:17.450-04:00A friend of mine gave me a copy of THE OTHER that ...A friend of mine gave me a copy of THE OTHER that I haven't watched yet.<br /><br />Can anyone here vouch for it? Is it good?CashBaileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593976245341180685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-57570008164249939152010-10-08T14:43:41.394-04:002010-10-08T14:43:41.394-04:00I love the poster for “The Other”! What a great ta...I love the poster for “The Other”! What a great tag line. Oh, the nightmares that movie gave me…Fig Newtonnoreply@blogger.com