tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post5527411609784348493..comments2024-03-28T20:46:33.836-04:00Comments on Final Girl: awesome movie poster friday- the LAME edition!Stacie Ponderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-31001715536901994352011-05-20T11:55:55.119-04:002011-05-20T11:55:55.119-04:00I kinda liked the Stab tagline: This is gonna hurt...I kinda liked the Stab tagline: This is gonna hurt. <br /><br />It's so silly...Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01661252310694545242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-5748551201432259482008-03-03T11:00:00.000-05:002008-03-03T11:00:00.000-05:00Even the "Stab" poster in Scream 2 was better than...Even the "Stab" poster in Scream 2 was better than the Scream 2 poster. Hmmm.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-47647419810014922002007-12-03T14:21:00.000-05:002007-12-03T14:21:00.000-05:00Yeah, I'm the "anonymous" with the first Semper Fi...Yeah, I'm the "anonymous" with the first Semper Fi cracks...apparently I'm also stupid.Theronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15511059300267887753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-66940729687276812372007-12-03T14:19:00.000-05:002007-12-03T14:19:00.000-05:00Oh yeah:Semper fire the guy that designed those cr...Oh yeah:<BR/><BR/>Semper fire the guy that designed those crappy posters...Theronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15511059300267887753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-76092068275949944602007-12-03T14:18:00.000-05:002007-12-03T14:18:00.000-05:00"Death before dishonor! Or something."How about:Se..."Death before dishonor! Or something."<BR/><BR/>How about:<BR/><BR/>Semper Fiasco<BR/>Semper Feeble<BR/>Semper some crappy postersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-32399396011078752112007-12-03T13:41:00.000-05:002007-12-03T13:41:00.000-05:00This is your best post in awhile, in my humble opi...This is your best post in awhile, in my humble opinion. Sweet job cracking open the conspiracy theory of "vapid faces on horror movie posters". I must admit, I liked the I Know What You Did Last Summer one - that should have been the only vapid face poster allowed. Texas Chainsaw the beginning was one of the few horror movies in my life I have just picked up the remote, hit STOP on the DVD player about 20 mins into it, and drove it right back to the video store. And I love horror movies, even bad ones (usually).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-68299154624393319502007-12-02T11:52:00.000-05:002007-12-02T11:52:00.000-05:00Yeah, there hasn't been some truly decent film pos...Yeah, there hasn't been some truly decent film poster art in, oh, twenty years, or so.<BR/><BR/>*sigh*<BR/><BR/>LAME.Chadzillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06946014711274087184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-40625818415153729702007-12-01T08:20:00.000-05:002007-12-01T08:20:00.000-05:00A lot of these look like photoshopped DVD covers, ...A lot of these look like photoshopped DVD covers, one of the most annoying things to encounter when buying re-releases of older movies.<BR/><BR/>I like the Final Destination though, so what do I know ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-31399388695464484352007-12-01T05:24:00.000-05:002007-12-01T05:24:00.000-05:00Hee hee! Stacie, you suck at being lame.Hee hee! <BR/>Stacie, you suck at being lame.spazmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17770439241696826129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-47591356269157784842007-12-01T01:57:00.000-05:002007-12-01T01:57:00.000-05:00They do the same thing for "I Know What You Did La...They do the same thing for "I Know What You Did Last Summer." Both of them, actually. The shot of Jennifer Love Hewitt extends alllll the way down to show us her chest. Especially on the poster for the sequel. Everyone else is just a disembodied head, but she's gotta have boobs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-41241696956686654532007-12-01T01:56:00.000-05:002007-12-01T01:56:00.000-05:00Jennifer Love Hewitt's pair aren't exactly half-st...Jennifer Love Hewitt's pair aren't exactly half-steppin' either. They're beating Ms. Gayheart's by...well, by a second poster.<BR/><BR/>I saw <B>Cry_Wolf</B> in the theater. Yea, I'm still really mad about that. A** sandwich with a side of sh*t sauce.SikeChickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08135793754935172240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-62971550820666637022007-11-30T19:30:00.000-05:002007-11-30T19:30:00.000-05:00The scariest thing about those posters is Katie Ho...The scariest thing about those posters is Katie Holmes.<BR/><BR/><BR/>And Rebecca Gayheart's boobs might as well get top billingRJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00960849284510182412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-43343773503567747962007-11-30T19:09:00.000-05:002007-11-30T19:09:00.000-05:00I used to work at a graphic design company that di...I used to work at a graphic design company that did a lot of VHS/DVD packaging and promotion and the easiest poster/box design was Big Heads Over Landscape - the star's noggins superimposed over the movie's setting. <BR/><BR/>Here the variations are Big Heads Over Smaller Heads, Big Heads Over Hooker Guy, Big Hooker Guy Over C-List Talent, Big Heads Over Eye, Small Heads in Hand, Big Half-Skull Heads Over Bad Weather. Takes me back, it does, to a lazier surlier time...<BR/><BR/>And the F VS. J poster reminds me of the PRETTY WOMAN poster. If only the promotion folk went further and put Freddy in thigh-high boots?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-47621710947201202672007-11-30T18:08:00.000-05:002007-11-30T18:08:00.000-05:00"awesome movie poster friday-the Lame edition!" I..."awesome movie poster friday-the Lame edition!" Is it me, or is this title just a tad contradictory? (whoa, is that even a word?)<BR/><BR/>I did notice the all faces plus one set of boobs theme, but it was in the first two "I know what you did last summer" posters that I noticed it...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-4193840547807382402007-11-30T17:39:00.000-05:002007-11-30T17:39:00.000-05:00Faces... and boobs in your face as well. What coul...Faces... and boobs in your face as well. What could be scarier?Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14679839426291667211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-14768123339472562432007-11-30T17:04:00.000-05:002007-11-30T17:04:00.000-05:00This "Lame Week" was the most awesome ever!This "Lame Week" was the most awesome ever!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-64661204791358488452007-11-30T16:20:00.000-05:002007-11-30T16:20:00.000-05:00Man, and those poster designers probably refer to ...Man, and those poster designers probably refer to themselves as creative professionals.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-12518101497529122482007-11-30T15:55:00.000-05:002007-11-30T15:55:00.000-05:00I love how URBAN LEGENDS wants to do the 6 scaredy...I love how URBAN LEGENDS wants to do the 6 scaredy faces thing but just can't let go of Gayheart's bust. So it's like: "6 scared people!... plus one has boobs!" the I KNOW posters are guilty as well. -lanciferAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-35147602085136679782007-11-30T15:16:00.000-05:002007-11-30T15:16:00.000-05:00Holy crap... your comment about the Freddy vs. Jas...Holy crap... your comment about the Freddy vs. Jason poster is the funniest thing since... well, probably since that movie came out. Awesome post. Thanks!AndrewKachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09314800522858001121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-67865835120360357932007-11-30T14:48:00.000-05:002007-11-30T14:48:00.000-05:00So, does Jimmy Marsden get smacked around in "Dist...So, does Jimmy Marsden get smacked around in "Disturbing Behavior" a lot? (And I refuse to call him James because I refuse to take him seriously. All thanks to "Boogie's Diner".)<BR/><BR/>Though I thought actors were supposed to emote...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com