tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post1571354354400323484..comments2024-03-17T11:29:35.743-04:00Comments on Final Girl: Speaking of lists...Stacie Ponderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-49554864007631651812009-05-25T14:49:07.459-04:002009-05-25T14:49:07.459-04:00Black Thesis IV: MorbidBlack Thesis IV: Morbidsome guy on the streethttp://epistle-null.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-85271037140907827142009-05-24T16:56:42.528-04:002009-05-24T16:56:42.528-04:00THE CELERY STALKS AT MIDNIGHT is by James Howe; it...THE CELERY STALKS AT MIDNIGHT is by James Howe; it's one of the sequels to BUNNICULA, about a vampire rabbit.<br /><br />BUNNICULA is fantastic! HOWLIDAY INN and CELERY are really fun. I seem to recall the later book(s?) in the series being less awesome.<br /><br />I hope you can still get the versions with the original drawings.<br /><br />(Speaking of vegetable puns, CELERY features an artichoke heart which... yes... continues hideously beating.)Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10072598901082683876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-46192429706864552712009-05-21T21:52:18.452-04:002009-05-21T21:52:18.452-04:00Oh Stacie. Oh, Stacie. "Black Thesis 2: Ibid" made...Oh Stacie. Oh, Stacie. "Black Thesis 2: Ibid" made me kinda stop breathing for a moment there. <br />Now I've got to muse over what other titles I'd like to see made into movies, instead of getting back to work like I should be doing.<br />"Return of the Screw"<br />"Sleepytime: He Kills You When You Yawn!"<br />"Curse of The Devil's Suspenders"<br />"Papier Machete: the Paper Cut Killer"<br />"Trichinosis or Treat"<br />"The Hellcat's Meow"<br />"The Hellcat's Meow 2: It's Kittens for You!"Crunchy Frognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-27477309644821766472009-04-16T07:55:00.000-04:002009-04-16T07:55:00.000-04:00I remember a book once called "The Celery Stalks a...I remember a book once called "The Celery Stalks at Midnight". I didn't get it at the time, but I think it would make an awesome movie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-12167696244038870042009-04-16T04:33:00.000-04:002009-04-16T04:33:00.000-04:00When I was about 12, shortly after stumbling acros...When I was about 12, shortly after stumbling across Slaughter High late one night on HBO, I started writing a screenplay called "It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want To". I wish I still had that somewhere.Sgt. Harold Lorenzohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06692713857097994907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-38935537816707220402008-11-11T21:13:00.000-05:002008-11-11T21:13:00.000-05:00WILFORD BRIMLEY V. JASON!!!!!the most joyful colle...WILFORD BRIMLEY V. JASON!!!!!<BR/><BR/>the most joyful collection of words in all of my life.Missy Y. (formerly A Case of You)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00024813150457436868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-39837967648884106902007-10-07T04:12:00.000-04:002007-10-07T04:12:00.000-04:00This list is fantastic, but I thought I might poin...This list is fantastic, but I thought I might point out, just in case you don't know already, that someone made <A HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0496224/" REL="nofollow">An American Vampire in America</A>.mathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17330034568070762732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-53681172374521492732007-10-05T10:48:00.000-04:002007-10-05T10:48:00.000-04:00You forgot Eat 3: They Swallowheh heh hehYou forgot Eat 3: They Swallow<BR/><BR/>heh heh hehAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-55581539451795742602007-10-05T02:16:00.000-04:002007-10-05T02:16:00.000-04:00Truly amazing list you got there.Reminds me of my ...Truly amazing list you got there.<BR/>Reminds me of my list of movie sequels I'd never want to see, such as "The Invisibler Man" and "ID5".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-34509260404897677182007-10-04T13:02:00.000-04:002007-10-04T13:02:00.000-04:00Ahh, Die Paco Die...sure to be a classic! haha.Ahh, Die Paco Die...sure to be a classic! haha.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09979914565647698188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-58499894982188174332007-10-04T01:16:00.000-04:002007-10-04T01:16:00.000-04:00I sense possible crossover sequel possibilities be...I sense possible crossover sequel possibilities between "But I Killed You Yesterday!" and "I Am So Not Even Kidding When I Say That Someone Told Me What You Did Last Summer"<BR/><BR/>I think that "EsKILLator" has a lot of potential.FatalPiercehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02650173927932329844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-46313804252042108542007-10-02T11:58:00.000-04:002007-10-02T11:58:00.000-04:00Dammit, this is brilliant. The Eyes Have Eyes. I w...Dammit, this is brilliant. The Eyes Have Eyes. I would have paid $9.50 to see that movie.PIPERhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13054305230216613759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-55294824417985604612007-10-01T13:22:00.000-04:002007-10-01T13:22:00.000-04:00Stacie -Please also consider my upcoming feature B...Stacie -<BR/><BR/>Please also consider my upcoming feature BLOOD OF THE HAUNTED GHOST.<BR/><BR/>Thanks.Zack Carlsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10048372186574470130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-10119212162422331842007-10-01T12:28:00.000-04:002007-10-01T12:28:00.000-04:00Thanks, kids! I'm tellin' ya, these 50 films prac...Thanks, kids! I'm tellin' ya, these 50 films practically write <I>themselves!</I><BR/><BR/>I agree with you, Adam (and I friggin' love <B>Father Was a Dracula</B>)- <B>Dwarves</B> has extreme willie potential. I must admit, I'm really partial to <B>Hell Face</B> for some reason.<BR/><BR/>JA- thanks for the link! I shouldn't be surprised, but I am.<BR/><BR/>Bryan- I haven't really thought much about plot. I was just thinking about those bumper stickers- and it was either "Kill Your Television", something about honor students, or "let me tell you about my grandchildren".Stacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-13533193206628531142007-10-01T12:17:00.000-04:002007-10-01T12:17:00.000-04:00heh but i killed you yesterday! is my favorite.heh but i killed you yesterday! is my favorite.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-67438338578726867932007-10-01T12:14:00.000-04:002007-10-01T12:14:00.000-04:00did you like my short story kill your television? ...did you like my short story kill your television? would your dream movie be the same plot or different?<BR/><BR/>bAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-84425960326787585262007-10-01T11:22:00.001-04:002007-10-01T11:22:00.001-04:00A few of these sounds like they could also be epis...A few of these sounds like they could also be episodes of 70s cop or detective shows. <BR/><BR/>"Tonight's episode: With this Ring, I Thee Kill!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-83984074930522421552007-10-01T11:22:00.000-04:002007-10-01T11:22:00.000-04:00This list gives me a yen to see Flesh Eating Mothe...This list gives me a yen to see Flesh Eating Mothers, Rabid Grannies & Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters. All three of which are real films I remember seeing in the wacky 80's.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-58820645879686083062007-10-01T11:15:00.000-04:002007-10-01T11:15:00.000-04:00Stacie, you have heard of the newish J-Horror flic...Stacie, you have heard of the newish J-Horror flick <A HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0904049/" REL="nofollow">Exte: Hair Extensions</A>, right? It's basically <I>Killer Wig</I>, just taking J-Horror fear-of-long-black-hair to it's "logical" (and by logical I mean insane) extreme.<BR/><BR/>You can <A HREF="http://blairwitch.de/index.php?seitenid=23&trailerid=290" REL="nofollow">watch the trailer here.</A> I wish I'd gotten to see it when it played here in NYC for the Asian Film Fest, now I'm just waiting for the DVD....<BR/><BR/>And seriously - Greatest List Ever. <I>Stop, Or My Mom Will Eat Your Face!</I> has got to be made!Jason Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18254334131909339157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-87524539302303327872007-10-01T11:07:00.000-04:002007-10-01T11:07:00.000-04:00"Wilfred Brimley Vs. Jason" would kick ass... espe..."Wilfred Brimley Vs. Jason" would kick ass... especially if he was joined by Ewoks and did his Cajun accent from "Hard Target".<BR/><BR/>"Dat Jasone gon' slap da bear! Sooowweeeeee!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-32698064910566832762007-10-01T09:10:00.000-04:002007-10-01T09:10:00.000-04:00Could this list possibly be the greatest thing I'v...Could this list possibly be the greatest thing I've read all year? Quite possibly.<BR/><BR/>My favorites are<BR/><BR/><I>Werewolf in a Girl's Panties<BR/><BR/>But I Killed You Yesterday!<BR/><BR/>Terror Nightmares of Bloody Fear</I><BR/><BR/>and, because I'm fond of anyone who rags on Hemingway: <I>For Whom the Bell Kills</I>.John Barleycornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08138035686166958662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-45708421019188208232007-10-01T00:59:00.000-04:002007-10-01T00:59:00.000-04:00That's one deliciously twisted list!Wasn't "Where ...That's one deliciously twisted list!<BR/><BR/>Wasn't "Where the Worms Go" a popular 60's song by Connie Francis?<BR/><BR/>And I can't wait for <I>"But I Killed You Yesterday, Part 2: But I Killed You Yesterday AND The Day Before - This Is Getting Ridiculous!"</I>spazmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17770439241696826129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-73958492315572202502007-09-30T23:44:00.000-04:002007-09-30T23:44:00.000-04:00Thank you for making my day. As you know from read...Thank you for making my day. As you know from reading my site, I love making shit up.<BR/><BR/>I think "The Dwarves Under the Stairs" has the potential to be the scariest movie ever made. For some reason I think Sam Neill should be in it.<BR/><BR/>As an assistant director for my high school's production of "Oklahoma!" I spent most of my time devising "Oklahoma II: Jud Lives!", including the song "Poor Jud Ain't Daid." Here's a few more:<BR/><BR/>--The Planting 2: Seeds of Sorrow<BR/>--It Was Expendable<BR/>--Father Was a Dracula<BR/>--Can't Kill the DeadAdam Rosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11968051066147134504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-52296422649458966672007-09-30T22:19:00.000-04:002007-09-30T22:19:00.000-04:00I don't which noun I'd insert, but I want to see a...I don't which noun I'd insert, but I want to see a "Return of the Son of the ________" kinda movie. Something with extra cheese.<BR/><BR/>In fact, that'd a good template to use for a contest....<BR/><BR/>"Return of the ____ of the _____"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-23235281985272838522007-09-30T20:19:00.000-04:002007-09-30T20:19:00.000-04:00Dear Stacie Ponder, your blog is incredibly wonder...Dear Stacie Ponder, your blog is incredibly wonderful. When I'm blue, when the workaday grind becomes particularly grim, a dose of Final Girl always makes me smile, always makes me a little bit (somtimes a lot bit) happier. So c'mon Keith, Danny, Laurie, Shirley, Tracy, Chris,and...why the hell not...Reuben too. Help me give Stacie a proper musical thank you:<BR/><BR/>Hello, world, here's a song that we're singin',<BR/>c'mon get happy <BR/>A whole lotta lovin' is what Final Girl will be bringin',<BR/>she'll make you happy<BR/><BR/>Thank you Stacie. I've got to go now, I've got a list to compile.<BR/><BR/>Oh, but before I do, this sequel thought ocurred to me. Satan's Closet 2: Out of the Closet. "Watch the dark lord of the underworld explore alternative lifestyles." I see it done it a sort of Glen or Glenda style.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com